how do you calm the taste of chilli in a dish that's already cooked?

[colditz]

I have a yen for some chicken wings that a mate left here, but they are mouth scaldingly hot. How can I calm them? Salt?

yoghurt?

Sugar? Not sure if it would work with chicken wings though?? Sorry not more helpful!

creme fraiche

How about a sweetish sauce?

Would it be criminal to use mayonaise?

No, you don't understand, i want to gobble them nowwww, I have no fancy things to dollop, it's salt, ketchup, mayonaise or lea and perins! LOL

I ahve toffee flavoured yogurt?

No.

Milk is best.

Full cream mlk. Or butter. It needs to be something fatty.

Why are you scoffing at this late hour?

hmmm, milk, eh?

Don't be a wuss - just eat them!

not criminal, no. revolting, but needs sometimes must.

have you thought about giving them a wipe with some kitchen roll?

Because4 I am a greedy pig who hardly ever gets to eat chinese food, and chilli chicken wings with onions is too much for me to resist!

I can't6 just eat them, my lips will fall off. there's onions in there too, that I want to eat but can't because they will hurt!

lots and lots of mayonnaise

but you might then be sick

Call yourself a -man- woman?

Gird those loins and dive straight in. Alcohol is very good for cooling chilli, so suggest you have a lovely cold lager ready and waiting!

get them down you..... with glugs of milk to wash them down / put the fire out....

or even man

Brush them with honey and bake them in the oven until they are really, really hot.

In fact you could rinse them first too.

done, gone, gobbled down and washed down with milk.

Didn't even shake all the chilli seeds off (the whole dish is covered.)

Gave up on the onions though

My mouth is aflame.

They had this batter stuff on, or I would have rinsed them.

There were only 3, not really worth switching the oven on for.

you'll regret it in the night

LOL at toffee-flavoured yogurt with chicken wings.

colditz! surely you only buy plain Rachel's organic?

yes, funnily enough I do only buy rachel's poncy organic, but somehow by the time I get home they have turned into Tesco Low Fat Yoghurts, 17p a pop.

Ds1 won't eat yoghurt with bits in