To feel robbed now that dh has called in dd's and offered them the last two pieces of luscious looking grilled chicken that I patently had my eye on....

[jaynehater]

There they were, still warm, buttery and herby, just waiting to be enveloped in a fluffy roll with some lemon and mayo while I pretended to wash up....and he calls them in from playing to say "This is too nice to let it go completely cold - would you like to eat it while you're playing? You could do with some more meat on your bones, both of you"

And the little beasts did, a piece each, they've just eaten for Britain, where did they find the room?

I hate enforced selflessness. I had room for them.....feel very hard done by now. Grrr.

I feel your pain. Deeply. Can you run up a quick and delicious pudding and eat the lot in front of them?

Motherinferior, you are my kind of woman

I'm almost peeved enough to do that. But probably too lazy.

If you're anywhere near SE London I have a bar of chocolate you can have

Would take too long to make, but I have just had a lovely roast dinner and now an really craving apple crumble and custard. All we have in the cupboard is a chocolate mini roll and some tinned custard - not qutie the same really!

MI - You ahve a SPARE bar of chocolate. I could have 100 bars of chocolate and I would not count even one of them as SPARE

P.S. - I am near SE LOndon though if its going begging!

Even your chocolate is denied me. I'm in the wilds of Scotland, chickenless.

I think I'm going to mope over the plate, mopping up what I can with Mother's Pride......sulkily