take your ingredients and bog off

[Dogsby]

am sick of" i have half a pehasant and some curly fucking kale threads"

lol

theya re dull
adn the perosn neverd oes whta oyu tlel them
and htey never report back

but i have a ptarmigan and some samphire and cant for the life of me think what tocook ds (20 months)

actually i love these threads am uninspired /ing in kitchen.

I am tempted when someone says 'I have a chicken and some peppers what should I make?' to reply by saying 'make some chicken with some peppers' but I never do.

Maybe photos should be mandatory to see what the final dish was like

'curly fucking kale' - is that like purple sprouting broccoli?

Can you get uncurly kale?

Ahem - I asked for some ideas for some red onion relish and used the ideas MNetters gave me and had a lovely warm relish for my organic turkey sauages....so there!

lol, they never cook the best suggestion, i agree.

I LOVE these threads, I get to show off

you are a miserable bitch, dogsby

oh you can get lots of types of kale, including red russian

lol at sw

but sw your whowing off is a waste of tme

cos they cook pot noodles

and vesta meals

do you konw, I can't get pot noodles any more, not even at the Britannia "delicatessen". Whichi should be called the Britannia Lard and Pastry Artery Clogging Emporium. But they do do Fox's fancy biscuits in a big tin and packets of Angel Delight so it's not all bad.

Lol at ledodgy, so many times I have hit delete on various post

there was a sign up in sainsbo's last year: about a national lard shortage

(i phoned up the bbc's business correspondent, natch, to let him know)

I once saw a pretty well padded woman in Tescos Colney Hatch examining studiously the nutriional statistics of a home brand block of lard and that of a leading manufacturer. Not much in it, I'd wager

Colney Hatch? Didn't he go to school with Boris Johnson?

aaaahhhh colney hatch

next to that other idyll, clowntown

actually the last time we went to that tesco's dh asked a huge built-like-a-brick-shithouse type of guy in a 4x4 car why his engine was running when he was sitting there waiting presumably for his girlfriend.

I hid (assuming violence was about to ensue)

dh tried explaining about global warming and carbon footprints..the big guy replied:

We all gotta die sometime, man

SNORT @ image of your dh George Weber-esque explaining carbon footprints!

F'ckn clowntown. Shudder.

God, I miss tesco's seriously.

Fajitas
Stock answer - tis the answer for everything

lol

he did turn off the engine though

I use straighteners on my kale.

lol