Baby rice

[hunkermunker]

I'm thinking of introducing baby rice to my diet, in an effort to make it more exciting.

Can anyone help with recipes? I'm assuming I need to mix it with enough milk to make it pointless actually eating it?

or you could leave it on the counter all nice and thick for five minutes for it magically to turn into a substance even runnier than milk

never ever worked out how this happens

That sounds lovely. I'll try that for lunch.

Perhaps I need a straw?

why not add some finely chopped pieces of fillet steak?

I so didn't expect you to be the OP Hunker

LOL CoV. I'm seeing how inflammatory I can make an innocuous-sounding thread

Will eating this stuff help me sleep through the night?

Could you honestly force a spoonful of that stuff in your mouth???

Hell no.

Don't think babies should have it either though

If it wasn't called "baby" rice, I don't think people would buy it.

I'm considering launching a range of products called "Baby cheese" "Baby bread" and "Baby apples"

I'm irritated already Hunker, but I'm doing my best to ignore you

My dd liked baby rice. But then, she would probably have liked wallpaper paste too if we'd given it to her.

(And come to think of it, I wonder if you actually could use baby rice to paste up your wallpaper?)

I am tempted to buy some tbh, think it would be very effective at glueing the freeze back permenantely to the wall in ds's bedroom. The litle b*gger keeps peeling it of when he wakes up in the morning.

LOL at your baby range. You would probably make a fortune.

Great minds KathyDCLXVI .

I remember giving DS1 cheese when he was 9mo. "Is it special baby cheese?" I was asked.

Er... What on EARTH would be done to cheese to make it "special baby cheese"?

Apart from fancy packaging and a marketing campaign...

I could make a fortune, I bet

Kathy, glad I'm fulfilling my aim

It will help you sleep through the night if you make it a thick enough consistency so that you can stuff it in your earholes.

However, according to the WHO, you must sleep on your back once earholes are stuffed, otherwise there is a greater risk of the baby rice sliding back out again.

HTH.

was it follow on cheese?
did it have special probiotics in it making it nutritionally superior to cow's milk

hold on hold on

thought coming through:

breast cheese!

Organic Breast Cheese.....

This is not just cheese, it is Organic, hand expressed, manually churned Breast Milk Cheese.....

made from Happy Breasts, living a full life int he open air with plenty of room to graze

Have we been invaded by flowerpot men?

That was my free range breasts, grazing.

Its the heifer that is supposed to graze, not her udders....silly moo....!

AM PMSL at the image of grazing norks! Oh dear....!

One's called "Little Rachel" and the other's called "Yeo"

ROFL!