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Your Children's Ponciest Food Statement

78 replies

NotQuiteCockney · 13/06/2006 22:26

This one's for the fish ...

DS1 demands blood oranges, and will request them over all other oranges. Also, he prefers homemade popcorn to cinema popcorn.

What poncey food requests do your kids make?

OP posts:
fairyfly · 14/06/2006 17:30

Please may i have a hot dinner today

Enid · 14/06/2006 17:30
Grin
Mercy · 14/06/2006 17:32

Friend's child said very loudly when in a workman's/motorway caff, 'I hope they have Earl Grey'

FillyjonktheFluffy · 14/06/2006 17:36

sometimes I make sushi with my kids, sally...

shall I go now? Blush

fullmoonfiend · 14/06/2006 17:38

actually, think ds2 would like sushi. Will all you posher people laugh if I ask how to make it at home? (we don't run to Yo Sushi! herabouts :))

fullmoonfiend · 14/06/2006 17:39

(just realised why ds1 says 'actually ' so much Blush)

BagelBird · 14/06/2006 17:39

told a friend when over for tea "oooh - my mum makes her own fish fingers as the orange in the bread crumbs isn’t healthy!!" rather embarrassing all round Grin

EmmyLou · 14/06/2006 17:49

Just what I was thinking FMF - Fillyjonk, we challenge you: how DO you make sushi at home (or more to the point, how DO you get yer kids to eat raw fish and seaweed?)

CountessDracula · 14/06/2006 17:52

my niece (to my dad) aged about 5 when presented with some vile sandwich he had made

n: I only like smoked salmon sandwiches
dad: where did you have those then?
n: claridges

fullmoonfiend · 14/06/2006 17:52

Shall we ask at the Wetherby Whaler, Emmylou Grin

FillyjonktheFluffy · 14/06/2006 17:53

this explains well how to make \link{http://www.hub-uk.com/cooking/tipssushi.htm\sushi}

you can get the stuff in (big) tescos or (bigger) healthfood shops.

i love miso soup also.

fullmoonfiend · 14/06/2006 17:57

Emmylou - do you think they have Nori Seaweed and Wasabi at Jack Fultons? Grin

fullmoonfiend · 14/06/2006 17:58

Thanks, Fillyjonk, we may have to adapt to allow for pickiness but ds's love all fish so am hopeful....

Kelly1978 · 14/06/2006 17:59

dt1 might be the youngest food ponce. He turned his nose up yesterday at macdonalds chips in favour of olives off my packed lunchtime bagel. He also refused quavers while staring pointedly at my smoked salmon during lunch at the weekend. He is only 14 mnths! Pity that dt2 is the opposite.

Frenchgirl · 14/06/2006 18:01

dd asked for a homemade pavlova with rapsberries last year as a birthday cake, so I obliged.
guess what she wants as a birthday cake this year? same thing!
and that's after being told that she can have any decorated cake she wants (from M&S or Waitrose, you understand Wink)...
she also says that the children who don't like pavlovas can have my homemade choc cake.....
she also asks for parma ham and asparagus all the time

FillyjonktheFluffy · 14/06/2006 18:03

its totally forgiving. my friends kid made it with us, she eats very limited food, just left out the rolls and had avocado and rice in little mounds. Its one of those meals where the preparation is a lot of the fun. Grin

oooh need to have another sushi party...

(feck, my 2 yo has sushi parties...I think I must get a t shirt for that, surely?)

fairyfly · 14/06/2006 18:07

If you want to look like a nobend , yeh why not

fullmoonfiend · 14/06/2006 18:08

Fillyjonk! Grin

FillyjonktheFluffy · 14/06/2006 18:11

seriously, they do eat it, it can be customised to what they eat-rice cakes even. personally dont give raw fish to littlies tho..

themoon66 · 14/06/2006 18:22

Not really 'poncy' but DS has always wanted his birthday parties at the local Balti House. I think he was born a 'geezer'.

podglet · 14/06/2006 18:30

Not my children but me aged 4 Blush
Taken for tea in the Waldorf (sp?) - asked what I would like by the waiter I piped up with "I'd like smoked salmon sandwiches with the crusts cut off please" And I got them... family legend!

Twiglett · 14/06/2006 18:33

DS chooses Mussels in our local fish and chip shop (its a poncey restaurant style one with a fish bar rather than the local chippy)

Twiglett · 14/06/2006 18:34

and asks to go for Thai food

Blush
spidermama · 14/06/2006 18:35

Freind's mum to my dd, 'Would you like a drink of water?'
dd, 'Have you got Badoit?'
Friend's mum, 'No, I'm afraid not'.
dd, 'No thanks then.'

FillyjonktheFluffy · 14/06/2006 18:36

oh dear fairyfly, there is no need to be so rude

You can have a t shirt as well, dear, if you want one so much. There you go.

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