Alternative uses for penis shaped cake tin?

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One woman's struggle to reuse her penis-shaped cake tin

This is inspired!
Can you think of any more? The Alligator one is actually really good!

I am reminded of the Friend's episode where Ross and Rachel accidently get their 1yo dd a penis cake, which Ross molds into a bunny (split the penis into 2 ears, use the testicles as chubby cheeks) You never actually see it, but it did always seem inspired to me!

Really funny! Although I've never seen one or sale or felt the need to have one!

They all still look like cocks to me

The Christmas tree scraped a pass - but the rest of them are cocks. Oddly decorated cocks. Some of the decoration actually enhances the fact - the chopped nut sprinkles on the bollocks of the palm tree cake served to make it look like the whole point was to admire a glistening, brown penis.

Which is fine - unless another mother expects me to keep a straight face when she whips out her wizard!

Do you think she is taking it seriously? I agree that they all look like cocks!

Im thinking the same as bewitched

I'm just seeing cocks.

It's reminded of the Phoenix Nights episode when they hire the bouncy castle with a giant cock and balls attached

Lots of colourful cocks.

'whips out her wizard'

That just illustrates why it is better to hire a cake tin for a novelty cake. And yes, they all look like cocks. Carnival, colourful cocks. Apart from the palm tree. That's truly icky.

I like the crocodile, but yeah, the rest still look like dicks.

Well my days at 'batchelorette' parties are over but I'm quite tempted to purchase a penis pan just so I can make dodgy cock wizard / crocodile / palm tree cakes for the school cake sales. Would love to see the looks on the naice PTA mums faces

OMG! What is she thinking?

1. Congrats on the best thread title.of the day

1. They all still look like docks

Oops cocks. Dyac

Palm tree cake of love .

Definitely thread title of the day.

And, yes, they all still look like penises. Penii?

I'd like to know which exec at Betty Crocker signed off on it though. I'm desperate to hear how they pitched it!

I've actually imagined a situation where a penis cake is taken in - the cloth is whipped back to reveal (drumroll) a Palm tree, a chorus of mutters 'this palm tree looks shoddy, why would we go near it? The brand is for the busy home cook, not clown colleges. Rhubarb, rhubarb'
But WAIT - this isn't a palm tree 'Whaaat?' oh no, this is our next campaign - this is a penis cake. But you were all fooled!
'Ye gads, she's got it. I must have 3 or 4 cock tins at home. This is inspired!'
Yes. Yes it is. Cake anyone?
'I...I don't want to put that in my mouth. It looks diseased. If I give you a generous budget will you leave?'