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Original poster

The Queen's dinner .......what would you cook her

26 replies

zippitippitoes · 10/04/2006 10:17

...........

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FairyMum · 10/04/2006 10:20

I'd make her porridge, because she must be so bored with all this posh cooking. AND

welshboris · 10/04/2006 10:23

According to popbitch,its fixed so Gary Rhodes will win

colditz · 10/04/2006 10:26

Egg and chips. When done properly it cannot be beaten.

LadyTophamHatt · 10/04/2006 10:27

turkey twizzlers....

expatinscotland · 10/04/2006 10:28

Spag bol, of course!

ItalianJob · 10/04/2006 10:29

whatever I was making for dinner. Just coz she's the Queen doesn't mean she's getting preferential treatment Grin

MrsBadger · 10/04/2006 10:35

If she came tonight she'd get steak fajitas, but if she waited till Thursday she'd get DH's knockout smoked salmon risotto!
Of course, if she came on Friday we'd kick her out - PIL are coming for Easter and there's only so many elderly fussy eaters I can cope with at once. At least the house would be clean though...

jenk1 · 10/04/2006 22:15

tek her tut chippy for pudding, chips peas and gravy.....with a plastic fork!!!!

kidstrack2 · 10/04/2006 22:22

chips n cheese Grin

Mercy · 10/04/2006 22:25

I'd take her to Burger King for a treat.

Or just a cheese sandwich and an apple in my kitchen. She must get fed up of all these formal dinners.

WharfRat · 10/04/2006 22:29

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MrsBadger · 11/04/2006 12:10

It's based on the Jamie Oliver one \link{http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/recipes/recipe/0,1977,FOOD_9936_13851,00.html\here}, with some fresh chopped basil and/or mint, a couple of handfuls of frozen peas and some chopped smoked salmon fillets (note fillets ie big fishlumps, not waffer-thin smoked salmon) stirred in 5min from end of cooking.

Takes 20min constant stirring but no brain activity - even I can make it!

Original poster
zippitippitoes · 11/04/2006 12:17

Thank you Mrs B I love this phrase...

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milward · 11/04/2006 12:19

cucumber sarnies & choc cake - yum!!

groggymama · 11/04/2006 12:45

just vodka cos its her birthday

babyonboard · 11/04/2006 15:00

garlic mushrooms...followed by a spinach salad and garlic roast chicken..with lots of heavily tannined red wine..
the queen with wine stained lips and (oh the horror) smelling of garlic would be so greatto see...
lol

desperatehousewife · 11/04/2006 15:02

frey bentos pie and oven chips

Original poster
zippitippitoes · 11/04/2006 15:03

bread and manuka honey maybe

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MrsBadger · 11/04/2006 15:05

BoB - when I met her she had lipstick on her teeth!

Original poster
zippitippitoes · 11/04/2006 15:05

ooh did you curtsey Mrs B

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babyonboard · 11/04/2006 15:12

lol mrsb

MrsBadger · 11/04/2006 15:19

yes I curtsied very nicely
also very deeply as she's not tall, and the rumour was you had to curtsey so your head was lower than hers, else you'd be executed...

(should add I was still at school at the time)

VeniVidiVickiQV · 11/04/2006 15:22

Bangers and mash, fried onions and gravy.

okay, a couple of slices of bread and butter perhaps......

Jam rolypoly for pud.

Grin
intergalacticwalrus · 11/04/2006 15:29

Asda smart price burgers, and some rancid micro chips, so she can see what many of her loyal subjects live on.

And all the Bacardi Breezers she could drink

intergalacticwalrus · 11/04/2006 15:30

And for pudding, she'd get a microwaved stciky toffee pudding (one of those from a tin, which are sordid, but surprisingly tasty) served with an Angel Delight garnish