This house is freezing. Double glazed, central heated, but freezing. The butter is rock hard, I can't spread it, unless I microwave it in small amounts, and I do too much or too little. If I stick the entire dish in, the rest goes funny.
Short of bringing the butter into the living room with the humans, what can I do?
Don't say marge. I have it in for cooking, and tried some on bread yesterday and it was horrible. I have no idea how I used to think that was ok. I suppose it would be passable on toast on in a butty.