It's my own fault, the reviews were shit and I already knew that Costner had bankrolled it himself but I love westerns and I couldn't help myself.
Dear god it is a mess. A turkey. Drivel of baffling proportion. And it is three unforgiving hours long.
The actors are OK and the scenery never fails but the entire thing looks like a soap opera from the 90s. The script is diabolical and in many places unintelligible or just nonsense word salad.
Costner has embarrassed himself by casting an incredibly beautiful young woman who he saves and who then falls in love with him. Oh god the cringe. Their 'love scene' is the most ill judged in cinematic history.
The racial politics are appalling (red savages v white angels) and the violence far too gleefully squelchy.
The plot has huge, unexplained gaps in it and doesn't lead to any resolution or tension whatsoever.
It. Is. Three. Hours. Long.
And it ends with a ten minute montage of things that haven't happened yet, to entice viewers back for part two. OF FOUR.
Costner is the Joe Biden of film making. I love the guy, I love the old stuff he did. But someone needs to stage an intervention.
Godless on Netflix and 1883 on Paramount are the gold standard of modern western production. This guff is sub par daytime telly at best.
Just needed to get it off my chest.