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Cheesiest horror films

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Soubriquet · 20/10/2023 17:36

What’s the worst you’ve seen?

Currently watching Teeth and my god it’s so stupid. I wanna finish it now just to see how it ends but its so badly made

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 20/10/2023 17:38

The Velocipastor
Rubber
LLamageddon.

We have a tradition of watching the worst Horror films on NYE, these are the ones that stand out.

Soubriquet · 20/10/2023 17:44

Oh god, the absolute worst for dh had to be Beaster Bunny.

He usually likes these million dollar movie crap, so called me down just to watch a scene and it was terrible

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Finestreason · 20/10/2023 17:46

I’m following this - out of desperation we watched some movie about shark apocalypse or something and it was so awful that we laughed until we cried.

Could do with another awful horror / suspense movie this weekend.

OldTinHat · 20/10/2023 17:48

Rubber! About a killer tyre...soooo bad!

sekift · 20/10/2023 17:56

It's been years but I enjoyed Teeth, from memory it was satirical? Tongue in cheek, deliberately OTT.

Soubriquet · 20/10/2023 17:56

A…killer…tyre?

Seriously..

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Mouldyfoodhelp · 20/10/2023 18:27

American psycho 2 was weird in comparison to the first.

The worst horror film I saw at the cinema ( and went specially at 9:30pm!) Was Little Jo! About a lab with plants that released a mind altering chemical. It was AWFUL

CesareBorgia · 20/10/2023 18:31

With a 'so bad it's good' disclaimer, Dracula A.D. 1972. It is full of terrible puns and what seems to be a middle-aged person's attempt to appear 'down with the kids' as it follows a group of hip'n'swinging Chelsea teenagers gradually getting picked off by a woefully underused Christopher Lee.

DeltaAlphaDelta79 · 20/10/2023 18:31

We watched Krampus one christmas eve, that was quite cheesey. Cocaine bear is a horror-ish and very cheesy!

StoatofDisarray · 20/10/2023 18:37

Lake Placid is cheesy :-) don't mix it up with Lake Mungo.

covetingthepreciousthings · 20/10/2023 21:05

Gingerdead man or Leprechaun

TheLovleyChebbyMcGee · 20/10/2023 21:13

I love the Beaster bunny, absolutely hilarious!!

I really like Krampus, its on our regular Christmas viewing now

SerafinasGoose · 20/10/2023 21:18

Pet Sematary was so bad it was funny. Even if it did feature the fab Fred Gwynne.

1000umbrellas · 20/10/2023 22:09

Lair of the White Worm is on either Netflix or prime at the moment. It's supposed to be tongue-in-cheek and OTT but the intervening years since the 80s have added an extra layer of trashiness. Plus it's quite hilarious to see actors like Peter Capaldi, Hugh Grant and Amanda Donohoe wrestling with the florid script and dodgy special effects.

MyGooseisTotallyLoose · 20/10/2023 22:11

Idle Hands, about a guy who's such a slacker his hands get possessed by the devil

Desecratedcoconut · 20/10/2023 22:14

Happy Death Day. It's wonderful, full cheese.

Not sure it's the right kind of cheese, reading the rest of the thread. This is like mean girls meets groundhog Day meets scream.

thenightsky · 20/10/2023 22:16

SerafinasGoose · 20/10/2023 21:18

Pet Sematary was so bad it was funny. Even if it did feature the fab Fred Gwynne.

Yet the book is one of the most haunting and terrifying things I've ever read. Its stayed with me for over 30 years now. Shudder.

SerafinasGoose · 21/10/2023 18:59

thenightsky · 20/10/2023 22:16

Yet the book is one of the most haunting and terrifying things I've ever read. Its stayed with me for over 30 years now. Shudder.

Yes, I completely agree with this. It's one of King's better efforts and I'm so pleased he owed his publishers one more book as a severance deal, otherwise we might never have seen it.

It's a powerful novel. Even without the worst horror of revivification, it's an incredibly atmospheric read simply by virtue of the landscape and the 'frontier narrative' genre. The idea of having woods stretching for hundreds of miles - ie right up from the Northern US into Canada - into which a person could easily wander and never find their way out, is a very alien idea to us here on our tiny, densely populated British isles. And of course the woods are full of predators we'd never meet in the UK - bears and lynx - and they are also full of terrifying stories that are both local and alien to northern US culture.

The backstory of the Mi'kmaq first nation people trying to reclaim the lands - this is mentioned in the book - was true (in the end they did get them back). Then was the material from the Algonquians - the Wendigo legend they created to cover up the darkest extremities of human behaviour - this being the cannibalism they might have had to resort to during the long, hard, Maine/Nova Scotia winters.

It's those narratives - and lives built on secrets: both sexual and the idea of men 'playing God' - that lie at the heart of this story. This is one reason why the film was so ineffective: the Wendigo/First Nation element was completely left out. This loses some of the cross-cultural enigma, the oldest legends of the region, and the actual reason why a patch of land exists somewhere out there in the woods that can apparently bring the dead back to life and corrupt seemingly decent men into perpetuating the cycle, despite the anguish and trauma this causes them. Without this centre to the narrative, you also lose the nuance of why Louis (and Jud, for that matter) are so susceptible to the power of this evil in the first place.

A 'remake' has come out recently but I haven't seen this. The whole story is chilling, and having become a parent since first reading/watching this I find it an even more difficult read. To King, this was a 'what if?' story - what happens if your worst fears as a parent come true? Nowadays I just don't want to go there.

LeonardoAcropolis · 21/10/2023 19:05

Has anyone seen Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey? I haven't seen it but I bet it's cheesy.

SheriffofRottingham · 22/10/2023 10:32

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