I think it was the shittest film I've ever sat through (and I'm not referring to the 'star' scene of the film which involves the bespectacled Inbetweener moving round a pool in slow motion with shit on his face for a bizarrely long time).
It was mind-numbingly predictable, the only exception being that the really nice, sensitive thoughtful girl Simon was seeing inexplicably turned into an abusive monster, leading to a very anti-climactic scene where Simon is happy she has a new boyfriend...
I feel like I've been robbed of £9.99 