A young woman exposed her breast during a 12th of July parade in Belfast.
It seems she was doing it to be provocative. She wasn't part of the parade, was dressed in a fairly striking manner and it was filmed. But, ya know, "Young person does something to attract attention" has hardly ever been worthy of anything other than a yawn now or ever in the annals of history.
But...
The Police Service of Northern Ireland has launched an investigation and is searching for the young woman.
m.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/psni-searching-for-twelfth-flasher-as-investigation-launched/a2089568267.html
This strikes me as creepy at best and deeply concerning at worst.
The law prohibits the bearing of genitals (apparently female breasts are genitals) with the intention of alarming or distressing others. But really, do we need to go searching for a young woman because she bared a breast and nipple for a few seconds in a sort of provocative way?
How many men swagger around topless around pubs and football matches - are any of them ever pursued by police because their nipples were on show? Or are men's nipples incapable of causing alarm or distress while women's still hold that kind of power?
It's like living in some dystopian nightmare. Breasts are simply part of a woman's anatomy. The alarm or distress is only caused as a result of the viewer's personal issues and likely weird associations with women's bodies.
Surely police forces are thinking even more carefully about which cases to pursue against women these days? Why on earth do the PSNI feel it is necessary to spend time and money on this when women are being murdered and harassed by men on a regular basis?