Wank Pods at Work

[D0lphine]

Ummmm....

https://www.ladbible.com/news/company-offers-employees-masturbation-breaks-with-vr-pods-20220301?source=facebook

An open-minded company is offering its employees the opportunity to masturbate during work hours, and they’ve even ordered custom-built ‘w* pods’ to help them out.
The unusual work perk has been introduced by Stripchat, an adult website and social network with 200 employees.
Located within the brand’s Cyprus office, the four high-tech pods will be kitted out with ‘masturbatory accessories’ for the ultimate VR experience, complete with an Oculus Quest VR headset and 4K LED screen to watch the X-rated films.
After their construction is complete, the custom pods will appear as large black spheres with a chair inside for the user to sit back and relax in.

[quote Rocaille]Another adult company pulled this stunt recently, converting an unused telephone booth in downtown Manhattan into a wank booth for passing men.

www.complex.com/pop-culture/2016/01/new-york-city-masturbation-booth[/quote]
Adult? Sounds more like 'teenage boy' tbh.

Adults are capable of being professional at work.

[quote IKnowYouDontTurnTheLightOn]@WhatYouDontKnow seriously?

Every man in the world? Right.[/quote]
Yes.

Wow just wow 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

Our workplace has these.

They're called toilets.

You're either stupid or naive to think men don't wank at work. Both DH and I are aware of men in our workplaces who have been prosecuted for wanking in company vehicles in public. These seem like a preferred option TBH.

Imagine that stench when that door lifts

🤮

I agree with the poster who said that this kind of shit doesn't even surprise them any more.

Soon they'll have perfected the robot wife who's sole use is to fulfil mens every sexual desire (and can be switched off when he wants to go and play on his Xbox). It's already happening!

@deydododatdodontdeydo

Secondly, surely the more men self pleasuring, the fewer pestering women, so win win?

Yeah, because those poor men must wank otherwise they will be forced to pester women

Can women use them too

@WhatYouDontKnow

Can you women please, PLEASE stop dating/having sex/having kids with men!?! Men deserve to be alone, they have no business being in a relationships/procreating. Men are disgusting. I’m not even shocked/sad/disgusted by them anymore. But it is incredible that they always find a way to get lower and lower.

To be fair, the workforce at Stripchat are probably an unrepresentative sample of -oversexed disgusting creeps-- humanity.

stop the presses....a sleazy company has had a sleazy idea and is publicising it for sleazy publicity.....I mean who'da thunkit?

nobody said it was just for men

I'm not sure what is worse, the website these men work for, or the provision of 'pods'.

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Whatyoudon'tknow

Are ALL the fathers, brothers, husbands and sons of EVERY poster on this thread disgusting?

This seems like a stunt to me rather than something meant to be real.

But if anyone tried to institute it I think it would lower productivity.

@DolphinFC

Whatyoudon'tknow

Are ALL the fathers, brothers, husbands and sons of EVERY poster on this thread disgusting?

I honestly don’t care. There are so, so, so many horrible men out there. On so many different kind of ways. None of the ”good one’s” do anything for women. And you can never know, until it’s too late, which one is the problematic one.

So yes, all men.
Women really don’t want to see how horrible men are, I understand, you want conventional lives, but all it does is continue the same old.

Everyone slating all the dirty, perverted men who just can't refrain from knocking one out - did I miss the bit that said it was aimed at men?

Also, no comment on the Erika Lust mention who did this already, with seemingly positive feedback from her very female employees...

Better than out in the office.....

m.youtube.com/watch?v=VKH9ECC_Qa4

WhatYouDontKnow

DolphinFC
Whatyoudon'tknow

Are ALL the fathers, brothers, husbands and sons of EVERY poster on this thread disgusting?
I honestly don’t care.
There are so, so, so many horrible men out there.
On so many different kind of ways.
None of the ”good one’s” do anything for women.
And you can never know, until it’s too late, which one is the problematic one.

So yes, all men.
Women really don’t want to see how horrible men are, I understand, you want conventional lives, but all it does is continue the same old.“

Sorry you've had such a rough time but what you say is nonsense.

@FilledSoda

I honestly thought this was about coffee

Same! I came to join in the Nespresso hate.

Is there anywhere I can work that gives me time to eat some lunch without running around trying to get all the stuff done I don’t have time to do?

I might like that.

Then I might have the energy for a wank.

They sound like they'd be nice for a nap too

"Sorry, John's just in the wank pod at the minute. Shall I get him to call you back?"

@Deliriumoftheendless

Is there anywhere I can work that gives me time to eat some lunch without running around trying to get all the stuff done I don’t have time to do?

I might like that.

Then I might have the energy for a wank.

Hell yeah.

Give me a pod I can watch Netflix or listen to a podcast in peace whilst eating my lunch away from the noise and food judgement of others. I’d pay for the privilege!

@BrimFullOfAsher

They sound like they'd be nice for a nap too

A jizzy unhygienic nap...