Dear Boris

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If you really think No Deal is such a good idea, I have a proposition for you. Pop down your local hospital. I would like you to spend one day, just one day, telling seriously ill people in person why we are unable to provide their medication. You expect the NHS to, so put your money where your mouth is, then see if you still think no deal is the best option.

Dear Boris
Fuck off you unpatriotic self serving twat.

Dear Boris, I hate you you fucking shit of a man. How the fuck anyone can align themselves with you and JRM is beyond me. Odious, arrogant, idiots.

www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/sep/05/bumbling-boriss-speech-at-police-academy-was-classic-dom?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Copy_to_clipboard

Have you read this, this morning? It's so good!

Boris,
Stercum es

It appears you died on your feet yesterday, so be a good boy and just roll into that ditch

Errata corrige- stercus es

For some mysterious reason the spellchecker in Latin is not enabled on this phone ;-)

Dear Boris
It is not a game
It is not a jolly jape
It is not like being head boy
It demands an understanding of the difference between truth and lies
Now jog on before you do any more damage.

Dear Boris,
What is the problem with the backstop, it's a safety net and only comes into effect if the issue with the border can't be resolved. But you keep saying that you have a load of ideas for the border, so let's hear him.

Dear Bozza

Is it as much fun as you thought it would be?

Dear Boris

You like Europe, you speak French, you don't actually believe a word you say.

You've proved you can be PM, now please leave before the UK has to.

You will go down in the history books, you don't actually have to ruin the country to do it.

MrsTP

p.s. you're just as good a man as your brother

Dear Boris

As a dog owner, passable human
As PM, not so much

He came to our hospital.

Loathsome oaf of a man. Even more ridiculous in person.

Dear Boris,
You were funny on HIGNFY. Please get the heck out of holding political office and go back to something you do well (being a buffoon). You're just super creepy nowadays.

Dear Boris,

You're supposed to be Prime Minister of Northern Ireland. Kindly act like it.

Yours,

Dear Boris
Stop titting about and risking a Corbyn government. It’s playing Merry hell with my nerves.

Dear Boris

You are such a twat.

Hurry up and find that ditch you lying hypocrite.

Dear Boris
You sir, are a tit.
Regards
Caddie

Dear Boris,

You’re smart enough to know that this isn’t going to work. Please rethink, for your sake and ours.

(Oh, and no one fell for the puppy thing - soz.)

Dear Johnson
I despise you.

You utterly disgust me.

You lie and cheat and you are playing fast and loose with real peoples' lives.

It's not a fucking game you stupid, ignorant oaf.
I wish you would just fuck off tbh - the country would be a better place without you, and your craven cabinet and hangers on.
And as for the name calling, words fail me.
You shame the office you hold.