I think Bowsy is all about the feelz, jewel, with the cognitive dissonance that comes with that. In her mind WB Yeats is obviously Irish, and maybe even Seamus Heaney is too, and perhaps we were all Irish prior to partition, but now only some of us are. Maybe President McAleese is Irish but John Hume is not. Though if WB and Seamus Heaney are Irish, maybe John Hume and David Trimble can be too. Maybe if everyone in NI is awarded a Nobel prize. Maybe Paddy Barnes and Wayne McCullough are, as they won Olympic medals for Ireland, so maybe people really good at sports can be Irish too. Barry McGuigan scraped into not being judged by Bowsy by a few miles, lucky for him. So did John McGahern. Maybe prior to 1949 nobody was really Irish at all as we were all considered to be British subjects, sorry about that John McGahern, you're out. So are my parents.
Maybe we should take a closer look at those Olympic medals prior to 1949. In fact, due to a dispute about the Irish athletic association recognising all of Ireland as Irish, there was no team representing Ireland at the 1936 Olympics as the Irish association were disqualified by the IAAF (International Association of Athletics Federation), almost certainly denying Pat O'Callaghan his third Olympic medal. I'm sure Bowsy considers that right and proper.
CS Lewis, you're out, despite being born before partition. William Trevor, even though you were born in the Free State, I think you're out too. Being born in Ireland, of Irish parents, being legally Irish and feeling Irish, it just isn't enough for Bowsy. James Joyce, if they aren't in, I think you're a goner too. Being Catholic isn't even enough for Bowsy.
Wolfe Tone, sorry, not Irish. Henry Joy McCracken. Not Irish. Charles Stuart Parnell, not Irish. Robert Emmet, not Irish. British subjects, the lot of them. Hugh O'Neill, sorry, Tyrone wasn't Irish then and it's not Irish now. Éamon De Valera, are you fucking joking, sher weren't you born in America? And isn't your name George? You can't just be Irish because you feel it and you're legally Irish, Bowsy says. It doesn't matter what you did or didn't do. You're not the same as real Irish people.
Do forgive me if I haven't covered enough people who aren't Irish. It's just that I have to have a tough conversation with my DH who was born in England about how he's not really Irish. I know he had Irish parents, and he was raised in Ireland from a young age, and he has an Irish accent, and he's legally Irish, but you know, what Bowsy feels personally overrides that.