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See 20 years of FAKE NEWS about EU by UK press. Vote for your ‘favourite’ here:

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DGRossetti · 09/11/2018 08:42

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See 20 years of FAKE NEWS about EU by UK press. Vote for your ‘favourite’ here:

Forget about Russian meddling or US companies pushing fake and ‘dark’ news on the internet to influence the Brexit vote.

Fake news to influence the UK public to vote for Brexit has mostly come from our very own so-called professional journalists right here in the UK.

Here’s a list of fake news by the UK press over the last 20 years. Every single story here has been debunked as fake news.

It’s hard to pick just one but my personal favourites are ‘Euronotes cause impotence‘ by the Daily Mail and ‘EU puts speed limit on children’s roundabouts‘ from the always entertaining Daily Express.

Read through the list and vote for your own ‘favourite’ in the comments section below – the most popular will win a ‘prize’for ‘Most Ridiculous EU Fake News’.

Enjoy (or maybe despair):

EC regulations to ban playgrounds – Daily Express
Rolling acres outlawed by Brussels – The Telegraph
EU to scrap British exams – Sunday Express
Obscure EU law halting the sale of English oak seeds – Mail on Sunday
EU may try to ban sweet and toy ads – The Times
EU to tell British farmers what they can grow – Daily Mail
EU ‘Bans Boozing’ – Daily Star
Light ale to be forced to change its name by Eurocrats – Daily Mail
EU fanatics to be forced to sing dire anthem about EU ‘Motherland’ – The Sun
British apple trees facing chop by EU – The Times
EC plan to ban noisy toys – Sunday People
EU to ban bagpipes and trapeze artists – The Sun
Children to be banned from blowing up balloons, under EU safety rules – Daily Telegraph
Straight cucumbers – The Sun
Curved bananas banned by Brussels bureaucrats – The Sun, Daily Mail, Daily Express
Brussels bans barmaids from showing cleavage – The Sun, Daily Telegraph
Rumpole’s wig to scrapped by EU – Mail on Sunday
Church bells silenced by fear of EU law – Daily Telegraph
Motorists to be charged to drive in city centres under EU plans – Daily Telegraph
EU to stop binge drinking by slapping extra tax on our booze – The Sun
Brandy butter to be renamed ‘brandy spreadable fat’ – The European
British loaf of bread under threat from EU – Daily Mail
Truckers face EU ban on fry-ups – The Sun
EU to ban Union Flag from British meat packs – Daily Express
EU seeks to outlaw 60 dog breeds – Europa News Agency
Double-decker buses to be banned – Daily Telegraph
EU bans eating competition cakes – Timesonline
Now EU officials want control of your CANDLES – Daily Express
21-gun salutes are just too loud, Brussels tells the Royal Artillery – Mail on Sunday
Brussels threatens charity shops and car boot sales – Daily Mail
Plot to axe British number plates for standardised EU design – Daily Express
Women to be asked intimate details about sex lives in planned EU census – Daily Express
British cheese faces extinction under EU rules – PA News
EU meddlers ban kids on milk rounds – The Sun, The Telegraph
British chocolate to be renamed ‘vegelate’ under EU rules – Daily Mail
EU to ban church bells – Daily Telegraph
British film producers warn of new EU threat to industry – The Independent
Kilts to be branded womenswear by EU – Daily Record
EU to ban double decker buses – Daily Mail
Cod to be renamed ‘Gadus’ thanks to EU – Daily Mail
Brussels to restrict drinking habits of Britain’s coffee lovers – Daily Express
EU responsible for your hay fever – Daily Mail, The Times
Condom dimensions to be harmonised – Independent on Sunday
EU wants to BAN your photos of the London Eye – Daily Express
Corgis to be banned by EU – Daily Mail
EU forcing cows to wear nappies – Daily Mail
Eurocrats to ban crayons and colouring pencils – The Sun
Smoky bacon crisps face EU ban – Sunday Times
EU outlaws teeth whitening products – Daily Mail
Domain names – ‘.uk’ to be replaced by ‘.eu’ – Daily Mail
Brussels to ban HGV drivers from wearing glasses – The Times
New eggs cannot be called eggs – Daily Mail
EU to ban selling eggs by the dozen – Daily Mail
UK to be forced to adopt continental two pin plug – Daily Star, Daily Mail
EU targets traditional Sunday roast – Sun on Sunday
English Channel to be re-named ‘Anglo-French Pond’ – Daily Mail
Brussels to force EU flag on England shirts – Daily Mail
EU orders farmers to give toys to pigs – The Times
Firemen’s poles outlawed by EU – Daily Mail
Euro ban on food waste means swans cannot be fed – The Observer
Noise regulations to force football goers to wear earplugs – The Sun
Traditional Irish funeral under threat from EU – Daily Telegraph, The Times
EU to ban high-heel shoes for hairdressers – Daily Express
Commission to force fishermen to wear hairnets – Daily Telegraph
Brussels to ban herbal cures – Daily Express
Bureaucrats declare Britain is “not an island”– the Guardian
EU bid to ban life sentences for murderers – Daily Express
New EU map makes Kent part of France – Sunday Telegraph
EU tells Welsh how to grow their leeks – The Times
EU to ban lollipop ladies’ sticks – News of the World
EU plot to rename Trafalgar Square & Waterloo station – Daily Express
UK milk ‘pinta’ threatened by Brussels – The Sun
EU bans ‘mince’ pies – Daily Mail
Eurocrats say Santa must be a woman – The Sun
Now EU crackpots demand gypsy MPs – Daily Express
Brussels to outlaw mushy peas – The Sun, Daily Mail, Telegraph, Times
Brussels says shellfish must be given rest breaks on journeys – The Times
Pets must be pressure cooked after death – Sunday Telegraph
EU puts speed limit on children’s roundabouts – Daily Express
2-for-1 bargains to be scrapped by EU – Daily Mirror
EU madness: chat up bar girl and pub will be fined – Daily Star
Queen to be forced to get her own tea by EU – The Sun
EU tells women to hand in worn-out sex toys – The Sun
British rhubarb to be straight – The Sun
EU to ban rocking horses – The Sun
Scotch whisky rebranded a dangerous chemical by EU – Daily Telegraph
Brussels ban on pints of shandy – The Times
“High up” signs to be put on mountains – BBC
Euronotes cause impotence – Daily Mail
EU to ban under 16-year-olds from using Facebook – Daily Mail
Strawberries must be oval – The Sun
EU orders swings to be pulled down – Daily Express
Tea bags banned from being recycled – BBC
British lav to be replaced with Euro-loo – The Sun
Unwanted Valentine’s cards to be defined as sexual harrasment – Daily Telegraph
Bosses to be told what colour carpets to buy by EU – Daily Star
EU says British yoghurt to be renamed ‘Fermented Milk Pudding’ – Sunday Mirror
EU to ban zipper trousers – The Sun

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1tisILeClerc · 09/11/2018 09:01

I looked on 'G' to see what was said about bananas. The main EU commission website has a section called 'Euromyths'.
The Bananas story is a major diversion from the original purpose of that legislation which had a lot to do with banana farmers working rights and conditions. Banana plantations were/are sprayed to keep down pests but at one time the spraying would be done with workers in the area, causing serious illnesses due to the chemicals they were sprayed with.
It involved a 'fight' with the WTO.
Far more serious and important than the 'curvature' of a banana.

FishesaPlenty · 09/11/2018 10:27

Bureaucrats declare Britain is “not an island”– the Guardian

Obviously Raab reads the Guardian.

1tisILeClerc · 09/11/2018 10:37

The text of Raab's speech in Paris was posted on the UK Gov website yesterday. It has a disclaimer to the effect that what is printed are his notes, and that what he actually says (said) in Paris may not match.
From his comment about Dover/Calais in the press it would highlight he didn't write the Paris speech.

lonelyplanetmum · 09/11/2018 11:25

A splendid list DGR. But just as tragic as all the fake news, is the real news that was suppressed.

I know we all know this positive news, and for others it is misunderstood and is too late. But here’s a counter summary of the things we either took for granted, or things that were kept quiet whilst the government claimed credit for them.

The Union of which we were a leading force did not have as wide a range of powers as many thought, but in the limited areas where we allowed it to have some input (such as the environment, food and workers rights) our membership made a significant difference:

Air travel-cheaper,safer.

Arrest warrant-European arrest warrant making pursuit of crime easier.

Beaches and rivers-Despite not having as many powers as the Leavers seemed to think it had the EU did contribute to improved cleaner,safer coastal regions.

Child abduction- Again, although not having as many powers as some seemed to think, the EU enforced a useful laws on domestic issues such as child maintenance and abduction.

Consumer protection-one of the limited areas where the EU has had power to improve consumer protection and better product safety.

Cross border policing to help combat human trafficking, arms and drug smuggling.

Environmental standards-Meaningful agreement on environmental standards only ever can come from collaboration.Do we really think Gove will lead the way environmentally on his own? The EU leads the world on environmental policy. Investment into alternative energy etc.

Equal pay-There has been some EU influence on women’s rights; although there is still a pay gap it would have been worse otherwise.

Food- ban on growth hormones and other harmful food additives and improved food labelling.

Freedom to travel, live and work across Europe. At least 1.8 Million Brits living in other EU countries.

Global companies-Enormous global companies setting up their European bases in London as a gateway to Europe- now quitting daily of course.

Health-Access to European health services with the EHIC card etc.

Holiday entitlement- basic work holiday allocation. Like Frances O’Grady of the Trade Union Congress chief I believe these rights are at risk now. There will be pressure from businesses to relax the existing regulations and we all know how weak employment rights are in the US and that is the way we are headed too.

Human rights-Support for democracy and human rights across Europe and beyond.

Jobs-Our link to Europe fostered millions of jobs. Huge global companies are reducing, rationalising, leaving. See the list of businesses already quitting on the charting our nemesis thread.

Lead free petrol

Military-European civil and military co-operation in post-conflict zones in Europe and Africa.

Mobile charges-cheaper, easier.

Patents-Europe-wide patent and copyright protection.

Peace- The real reason why the EU was originated were all about peace- to make the horror of WWI and II impossible to repeat by linking the European economies and trade together.A lasting peace with the EU standing together with us predominantly at the helm. 60 years as the foundation of peace between European neighbours after centuries of bloodshed. It also assisted the political, social and economic transformation of former dictatorships.

Regeneration- North of England, Wales regions that our own government has been much less inclined to invest in. Structural funding to areas hit by former industrial decline.

Single market -No paperwork or customs for exports throughout the single market.

Solidarity-The EU represented solidarity against extremism. We are almost certainly weaker and more vulnerable alone.

Smoke-free workplaces.

Terrorism-Counter terrorism intelligence.

Trade -Providing 57% of our trade.The EU, and its 740 million consumers, is in a much better position to negotiate with the world than the UK alone (with just 64 million consumers).

Universities-EU-funded research and collaboration.

Maternity and paternity leave-The EU helped lay down minimum maternity/paternity leave protections although we have altered these..

Wildlife protection -stronger than elsewhere in the world.

Work placements- Funded opportunities for young people to undertake study or work placements abroad.

Working week-The right not to work more than a 48-hour week unless choosing otherwise.

WTO-Bloc negotiation at the WTO.

1tisILeClerc · 09/11/2018 11:50

But Lonely, I want a blue passport and am happy to give up all that magnificent list you have presented to get it.
Just kidding of course. I want a flourescent orange 'hi vis' passport so I can find it easily.

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