I want to retain residency in the EU so that I can have easier rights to travel and eventually live in Germany. I cannot do this right now as I have elderly family here whom I am responsible for.
I am not Irish enough (or anything else) to qualify for citizenship.
I don't have €500,000 to invest in Cyprus or Malta.
Is it possible (and legal) to rent the cheapest property in the cheapest part of any EU country to keep some form of residency in the vain hope that I'll still be entitled to it when we cut ourselves off?