If you could spend a day with Theresa, what would you do and say?

[lonelyplanetmum]

I ponder what I would do if Theresa would spend a normal day with me. I think about this a lot..... We'd do the school run, work, lurk on MN that sort of thing.However I'd introduce her to people along the way.

So what would you do....?

I'd have her chased by vicious dogs and psychopaths on horseback.

I've heard she's quite the fan of that kind of caper and I'm a people pleaser.

So I think we need to factor in a quick coffee with a finance expert.I don't know any of those, perhaps a teacher in GCSE economics would do....

Oh come on! We have had enough of experts. Find a taxi driver to explain the economy to her. Then again, perhaps not. It would end up as a mutual back slapping session.

I would congratulate her on doing a really good job particularly on Brexit and tell her that I will be voting Tory and campaigning in my constituency.

I would also ask her how she sleeps at night.

I would ask her how she feels about the fact that the tories may not be re-elected with the stonking majority she was hoping for after all. I see their lead has shrunk to something like 9 points. There are even murmurings about a possible hung parliament. Maybe aiming the manifesto cannon at older people has backfired a bit...she's saying to a core section of tory voters: "so we're getting rid of the triple lock, going to bring in a 'dementia tax', means testing winter fuel payments, oh, and giving a free vote on the ever so important issue of fox hunting. Hey, come back! Why are you not going to vote for me??"

Looks like all this is backfiring a bit for them. I wonder if Ms May is even bothered. She doesn't seem to live in the real world at all. She doesn't like interacting with people who might ask her questions she hasn't pre-approved, or being on debates, or costing her manifesto proposals. Such arrogance. This is the strong and stable leader who will bring us through Brexit?

I wouldn't voluntarily spend 20 minutes with Ms May, never mind a day.

The idea of spending a day with her is very scary, but involves sort of sacrificing yourself for the greater good.

I think at the end of the day long play date, before she goes home, she may need some quiet time in front of the TV as it will have been a busy day.Watching a DVD documentary with some elephant poaching and murder for the ivory trade perhaps? Showing how elephants are one of the few animals who mourn their dead relatives.

I haven't researched it yet but is the most recent gem even true....are killing elephants (and foxes) now on the Tory agenda?

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Her new BFF thinks that Big Game hunting is "just like Golf", so who knows lonelyplanetmum?

www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/hunting-animals-just-like-golf-8477026
(sorry, don't click if you don't want to see unpleasant photos of big game kills, and the nauseating Trump sons)