We've had a recent spate of ridiculous "Wanted" ads on our local Freecycle recently, but I think the mods have jumped on it in the last few days. A couple of years back it got so out of hand, our moderator posted the following to the list:
"WANTED: Moon on a Stick
Hello.
Can people PLEASE try and keep the WANTED posts for ridiculously expensive things down to a minimal level. It simply annoys people on this list (we get a LOT of complaints) and could cause this list to lose a lot of its most valued members and therefore posts.
Think before you post and stop being ridiculous.
Thanks,
[Name], your friendly Administrator."
This had the desired effect for a few weeks, but the p*ss-takers soon sprang up again, prompting the following post from the admin:
"WANTED: TWO Moons on a gold stick, plus dishwasher
A DISHWASHER?
WHAT?
You're skint, so you're advertising for a dishwasher? Do you even understand how much water and electricity these things consume? Forget the environmental impact and all that crap.... do you not think that money has to PAY for that somehow? And if you're skint, how are you going to pay for that?
Sometimes the lack of forethought and logic here is incredible.
Also, can people please stop asking for the moon on a stick as it's pissing people off.
Thanks
Your friendly mod team x"
I wish we still had that mod...