Teachers - Year 11 leavers books what do you write

[SuSylvester]

i find it utterly cringey, and its always the badduns who want something written
can someoen think of a funny line or witty bon mot i can customise for each kid pliz

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"if carlsberg made GCSe papers, your dc would probably be the cleverest child in the world"

"Y11 can be an uphill struggle for many. Your particular dc has advanced about as far as an asthmatic ant with some heavy shopping"

no not a report t he kids BUY books for us to write in

oh christ

ok, will think again

Ooh something passive aggressive is in order.

'it has been an extraordinary experience teaching you x'

'i hope you able to achieve as much in life as you have at school' (ie nowt for the little shites).

There is a fantastic quote on the tip of my tongue which would be perfect, can't remember it

no none pithy enough
i wnat pith

Ooh god yes, they're awful. Thankfully this year I only have bottom set, all boys and we have a mutual understanding (they don't swear at me if I don't make them work too hard)so won't have to do this.

So hard to avoid cheese. Though this is what they want I suppose

i read all the crap their mates write then ask them about it as they SQUIRM

"Go forth and try not to multiply until you have a job"

Me too.

"Az says cheers babe for the wikked time last nite, ur a good'un chick" -with eyebrow raised in style of Miss Jean Brodie

i asked if i could do a quick run through with a red pen for all the spellings

"Education is what remains after you've forgotten everything you learned in school"

Is this too cheesy?

roses are red
violets are blue
i loved teaching
till I met you

"life is like a crap sandwich - the more bread you got the less shit you eat"

lol at g girl! BIT HARsh!

so do I win then?

NO! i cant SWEAR

tut

no, this one

"Go forth and try not to multiply until you have a job"

gwan it's brilliant

My English teacher at school printed out copies of 'The Road Less Travelled' in teeny writing on coloured paper and stuck them in our leavers books. She added a few personal messages in a few people's books as well but mainly it was just the poem and 'best of luck from Mrs X'

www.friendship-poems.com/poems.php?id=373480

you could always print this out and stick in the books

My senior mistress wrote

"The future lies before you like a path of untrod snow
Be careful how you step on it for every step will show"

And my A-Level Biology teacher wrote

"You can lead a sixth former on residential but you can't make it.....................
.........................................."