AIBU to think that if someone made an island out of CAKE

[TheElephant]

you woldnt forget it?

year 7
parents eve

eh?

teacher
says "I never got his island"

no i said that because it was made out of tesco value madeira

eerrrmmmmm.......

hahah! HC
ill tell you GOING to sec sch parents eves makes you view them in a WHOL diffo way

Am lost. But dd2 made a cell cake once. Greedy science teacher and science class ate it all and I didn't even get a crumb.

yes, don't make school related items out of cake.
bad idea

no no
we videoed it.
and sent it in.
teacher said was ok.

we did sand out of sugar.
snow
and contour lines of bootlaces

Clearly it got eaten on the way to school. Have you checked the cat for forensics?

what are you on about woman?

no no
he did it ages ago
teacehr looked in planner.
" i have no mark for it"
well ti was the one made out of cake
oh yes said teacher

NOW SHURELY
you remember the oen made out of cake

he started with

" the big problem with ds1 is absence"

i was like this

times 20
me " he has had three days off All year"

teacher bakc tracks

Geography teachers, they're all a bit, well, odd aren't they. Unlikely to have many friends.

She's drunk again

serves you right for showing off with your Nigella tendencies
you should have made it out of blu tac

He sounds a plonker. Now I am going to be v sexist - a female teacher would remember the cake.

I bet they scoffed the lot in the staff room

Only 3 days off? That is a problem... he hasn't had enough days at home to make MORE CAKE ISLANDS!

you sent in homework made out of cake?

ROFL

So you sent a video of said cake to the teacher?

There lies the problem.

You didn't send in the real cake. If teacher had seen - and most importantly, eaten - said cake s/he would have remembered.

Kerrrriiiist that tookme while to catch up.

Should have remembered cake.

Tbh if i was one of your ds's teachers on parents evening i would be quaking in my ecco shoes

Next week - simultaneous equations explained through the medium of soup.

Is this a classic case of "the coddog ate my homework"?

Was it the island of Madiera you were making? Please tell me it was

This is a novel way to get the children to do their homework, I'll have to try it