Yeh, go duchesse!
They are rubbish because:
I gave birth to a human being NOT a performing monkey
I do not want my child intensively reared...mine is free range
Tests show how good you are at passing tests
OR
Tests show whether Jocasta's mummy paid a tutor to turn said Jocasta into a performing monkey (with with NO NITS)
Creative bright children learn the answers and forget to be creative and have fun
No SAT anywhere asks "what good thing did you do today?" or "do you bring joy and compassion into the world?"
AND:
What is worse: being told you are "average", "below average" or "above average"...?
AND
SATs and education policy are set by a bunch of old blokes (or old women, same difference) who either don't have kids or if they do, let their wives employ nannies to bring them up...and send them to private schools who don't do SATs
QED
(Drowns in own bile...exit, pursued by a bear)