Simple jokes needed for Y1 talent show

[MaggieW]

DS wants to tell some jokes, but apart from one knock knock joke, we're a little short on material. Can anyone help with easy to learn but killer-funny jokes suitable for a 6 yo audience!!!

How about some 'doctor' ones? They are popular with my 2 (6 and 9). Eg."Doctor, doctor, I've got a sore throat." " Go and stick your tongue out out of the window." "Will that cure my sore throat?" "No, I just don't like the man opposite."

"Doctor, doctor, I think I'm invisible." "Next, please."

Or that old favourite: "Waiter, what's that fly doing in my soup?" "I don't know, sir, but it looks like the breaststroke."

DS2, also 6, really likes this one, but it is a bit longer:

"A man is walking down the road with a penguin. A policeman sees him and says "You'd better take that penguin to the zoo." "OK, I will," says the man. But the next day the policeman sees the same man with the same penguin. "Hey," he says, "I thought I told you to take that penguin to the zoo." "I did," replies the man, "and I'm taking him to the cinema today."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
How did you know my name?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo Who?
THere's no need to cry, it's only a joke

Why did the Skeleton go to the party alone?
Because he had nobody to go with

Why did Tigger fall into the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!

What did the hat say to the scarf?

"You go on a head, and I'll just hang around"

Why did the lobster blush?

Because the sea weed. (good one for Y1 boys that one!)

Why did the banana go to the doctors?

Because he wasnt peeling very well

Why did the boy throw the butter out of the window?
He wanted to make the butter fly.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No Eye-deer (Idea)

What do you call a deer with no eyes & no legs?
Still no eye-deer!

Why did the Hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat mate.

Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the Body Shop.