The headmaster of Eton

[dodo3]

Is moving to Dubai !!!!

[AvonCallingBarksdale]

I'm not in the least bit surprised, LineRunner

[Unexpected]

[CaptainAnkles]

The end of that sentence would have been far more interesting if it had been more National Enquirer-esque.
Eg
... Is secretly a dolphin!
....comes from Jupiter!
....works in a burger bar Tomane extra cash!
Etc

[CaptainAnkles]

^ to make, not Tomane. Dunno what Tomane is.

[LineRunner]

Tomane is an optional savoury topping for Eton Mess.

[CaptainAnkles]

No wonder my phone decided that's what I meant then. It's all so clear now

[northernlurker]

I dunno I guess we should be interested who the headmaster of Eton is. He'll (because it's never going to be a woman is it?) be educating our future Prime Minister after all.

[PreMadonna]

Oh bugger. That's all I need. What with having MiL for Christmas an Ebola. Now this!

[Tykeisagirl]

Ours is moving to a school up the road, shall I start a thread on that?

[LineRunner]

God yes.

[ouryve]

Yesterday, I was worrying about whether I'd still be able to have duck for Christmas and now, this. I need a little lie down.

[LineRunner]

Please do not foil my cunning plan.

[CaptainAnkles]

The real mystery is why Apple think I'm more likely to be typing 'ptomaine' than 'to make'. Conspiracy theory there I think.

[LineRunner]

Our communiqués are now being intercepted as I type.

[AvonCallingBarksdale]

Footle, you're on to something there. Perhaps OP is recruiting.

[LineRunner]

The Gamesmaster however will be moving to Bremen in the spring.

[ArsenicSoup]

Line

[CaptainAnkles]

I heard a rumour that the head dinner lady goes to the park on weekends, but I've yet to get any official confirmation on that. Stand by.

[Unexpected]

Aha!

[AsBrightAsAJewel]

Thanks for the heads up OP, I'll start reviewing my CV. I wonder what chance a woman has of getting the job?

[childrensservant]

Felicity Lusk applied! Obviously didn't get it!