The headmaster of Eton

[dodo3]

Is moving to Dubai !!!!

I'm not in the least bit surprised, LineRunner

The end of that sentence would have been far more interesting if it had been more National Enquirer-esque.
Eg
... Is secretly a dolphin!
....comes from Jupiter!
....works in a burger bar Tomane extra cash!
Etc

^ to make, not Tomane. Dunno what Tomane is.

Tomane is an optional savoury topping for Eton Mess.

No wonder my phone decided that's what I meant then. It's all so clear now

I dunno I guess we should be interested who the headmaster of Eton is. He'll (because it's never going to be a woman is it?) be educating our future Prime Minister after all.

Oh bugger. That's all I need. What with having MiL for Christmas an Ebola. Now this!

Ours is moving to a school up the road, shall I start a thread on that?

God yes.

Yesterday, I was worrying about whether I'd still be able to have duck for Christmas and now, this. I need a little lie down.

Please do not foil my cunning plan.

The real mystery is why Apple think I'm more likely to be typing 'ptomaine' than 'to make'. Conspiracy theory there I think.

Our communiqués are now being intercepted as I type.

Footle, you're on to something there. Perhaps OP is recruiting.

The Gamesmaster however will be moving to Bremen in the spring.

Line

I heard a rumour that the head dinner lady goes to the park on weekends, but I've yet to get any official confirmation on that. Stand by.

Aha!

Thanks for the heads up OP, I'll start reviewing my CV. I wonder what chance a woman has of getting the job?

Felicity Lusk applied! Obviously didn't get it!