Ds1 has had his reception nativity play. Very sweet and lovely, of course, especially the somewhat confused shepherds who were huddled together onstage for several minutes before the teacher hissed their forgotten line to them. Bless. Anyway, ds1 was one of the narrators and so was standing most of the time down at the front of the stage. During the final song, he quite happily hitched up his (lovingly made) Eastern robe, put his hand down his gym shorts which were underneath, had a good rummage around, and then dropped his skirts back down. And he didn't stop singing through the whole thing. I disowned him, naturally...
Any other tales from this years productions?