what did you do ats chool

[cod]

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pass notes whittering about boys etc for hours on end

put tampons on the ledge of the pull-down blackboard thing whenever we had a male teacher taking a lesson, then move the ledge just over the top and draw all over the visible space. He would then pull it down and be showered with tampons.

Lots of sign language

I once made my thick friend sniff the contents of test tube once. It had acid in it. She fainted and had a nosebleed. I dont think it had any long lasting effects though

my friend jane and I always put our hand up with every question in history even if we didnt know hte answer- she sat at the back righ and I sat at front left. Invariably mr taylor didnt ask us but if he did (god forbid) we would just come out with crap anwyay

Now is that the same as French Skipping Jools? If so, yes. And what about the ball in the end of a pair of tights? I seem to remember standing with my back against a wall beating this ball about - what the hell was that all about???

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I dared a girl called Sadie to drink some ethanol once, and she did and then pretended to be pissed for the whole day.

We also used to melt biros over the bunsen burners and bend them into different shapes

making those paper flapper things that started 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 then you went forwards and back and read messages (you are a fatty) stuff like that (iykwim)

you mean fortune tellers, jt. I made some of those for dd the other day. but they are "monsters"

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Yes, we used to do fortune tellers, and they were always full of purile crap like You Smell, or You Love Mr Wallace

oh yead sp - that's it!

who remembers the 2 balls on the end of 2 pieces of string that you had to clack up and down furiously?

cod, we used to do that all the time. It was worth the headache and nausea to miss 15 mins of Chemistry

Puff, I remeber them, they always came with guranteed bruised knuckles (for me anyway)

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yep - these things don't get near the playground these days

Used to have mini water fights in science lab (when not letting off gas too cod) with the squirty distilled water bottles.

Christ, looking at my spelling, I think I should have spent more time paying attention rather than pissing about!

ha, ha, ha, just remembering going home on the school bus someone (usually me cos I'm small) would squish down on the floor and your mates would pile their bags on top of you and practically sit on you so you could get away with the busfare - all of 4d what's that in new money?

We used to put crocodile clips on Dr Naylor's bum in physics too. He was an ink flipping victim also. Poor man. He was quite nice really

Or set the stick insects free again

Oh - and wet toilet paper flung up to the ceiling