Maybe I'm getting old but why do some parents give their children such unusual,and often unkind, names?
Class registers are becoming a minefield as one finds pupils with names that are increasingly bizarre, unpronounceable or just downright funny.
Below are just some of the ones I can recollect:
Armani
Remy Martin (not sure if this was in honour of the cognac, the rapper, or the French rugby player but "remy" has its own connotation in the playground)!
Jack Daniels
Fox
Blondel (who clearly wasn't)
Pagen
Kiaora (pron: KIA O RA)
Amanda-Lyn
Ptolemy (no the child wasn't Greek)
Priam (nor was this child Trojan)
Taboora,(presumably what Mum was consuming when she got pregnant)
Summer (reminiscent of The Wicker Man)
and twins called Anna and Lynne, which of course are not unusual names of themselves, but do cause some unintentional mirth when given to children who's family name is Seed!