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ReshapeWhileDamp · 15/04/2012 11:50

www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-Mexican-blanket-rug-hand-loomed-red-48-by-77-/160426724832?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item255a2d8de0 I won't make a linky just in case she follows it back here and is mad all over MN. Grin

She doesn't stop, does she? Perhaps she's just had an unfair share of nutjob buyers... Grin

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gallicgirl · 15/04/2012 12:53

oh that's hilarious! Grin

I wish I could be that rude at work.

TheMonster · 15/04/2012 12:56

Love it!

MyDogShitsShoes · 15/04/2012 13:57

Well I have now learned how to c&p on my phone so I thank you for that!

However, it didn't match anything.

I shall now change tac from slightly needy hopefulness to somebody bloody pm me a link!

I too am very ebay jaded so I may pick up some tips!

CuttedUpPear · 15/04/2012 15:15

A bit of a cut n paste from the listing for those of you on phones. Btw this is only a half of it......

Just in case I have been unclear in any way - 1 in every 20 packages has some sort of damage, maybe something is shattered, maybe a single cup has a handle cracked. This is a Customer Service issue. Arriving damaged is not a complaint situation, not an attempt to ruin your life, not a conspiracy to defraud you of $10 and certainly no reason to call a package "not as described." As a rule, my policy is that I make a refund for what has been damaged upon receipt of a digital picture of the item broken beyond usefulness. Why? A. It saves you the return postage that was standard [procedure in the days before digital pictures. B. What earthly good would it do me to get a broken item back. C. A teensy crack might not show up in a picture that might transfer as 2 inches square on a screen, so let's whack it beyond usefulness and make it obvious to me. Sometimes when there is breakage, I actually find replacement pieces with another seller and make the purchase and get them shipped directly to you. With my type of inventory, each damage claim is dealt with differently, as the situation demands. If you are unwilling to handle a possible damage claim in this fashion, shop with another seller, please, please, please. Have a nice life, but stay out of my store. After you argue about how you really want a refund and want to keep your purchase also, what am I to think? I do everything I possibly can to dissuade fruitcakes from purchasing in my store, not because fruitcakes are no fun, but because they are the first people to complain to ebay that I want them to do something unreasonable like prove the item is really broken. If you are judgement impaired by whatever legal or illegal chemical means, please be irrational elsewhere. Plenty of stuff out there.

And breathe. Grin

MyDogShitsShoes · 15/04/2012 16:08

I think i'm a little bit in love with her!

CuttedUpPear · 15/04/2012 17:36

Impressive, isn't it?

chattychatchat · 15/04/2012 22:04

I think I should get her to write my listing, wouldn't have any problems. Might not ever sell anything ever ever again though : o

saintlyjimjams · 15/04/2012 22:09

I like her and would buy from her!

TeaTeaLotsOfTea · 15/04/2012 23:05

hahaha I don't know why she puts herself through it.

She must have had a lot of bad buyers to write all that. Why is she bothering?

MonaLotte · 16/04/2012 16:51

That's amazing!

ragged · 16/04/2012 20:20

Her f/back is fairly good actually.

BoysWillGrow · 17/04/2012 22:08

Love her neutral and negative feedback responses too. :o

accordiongirl · 25/04/2012 20:51

Argh! Was reading this now-famous listing and accidentally pressed "buy it now"! Luckily not signed into eBay at the time....

GlitterPunk · 27/04/2012 11:43

I love her.

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