Haha no worries! I was a bit confused but that makes sense.
So, my experience is as a single woman and then eventually an egg-share recipient, so I don't exactly know the timescales, but roughly speaking, at my clinic:
You'd have an initial consultation.
You'd need to have a bunch of tests to check your fertility and to test for STIs. Some tests/scans need to be done at particular points in your cycle. Say a couple of months for that lot to all be done (could be faster/slower depending on how much you want to hustle everything along).
You'd have to have counselling as a donor sperm recipient, and presumably as an egg donor as well. Not sure whether that has to be separate sessions or not.
Assuming all was well, you'd be matched with a recipient. I honestly wouldn't expect that to take all that long, there's far more people wanting an egg share donor than looking to become one. (I'm pretty sure I was matched with one donor before all her tests had even come back!)
You and your recipient would then need to synch up your cycles, so basically you'd be on the pill for a while. Could be anything from a couple of weeks to over a month, depending on where you are in your respective cycles. (Things could also be slowed down if you or she had any unavoidable scheduling clashes!)
You'd also need to ensure your donor sperm was ready and waiting at the lab. (It's usually recommended to order it a couple of weeks before you need it to be there, but it's a quick process - your clinic will tell you exactly what they need in this respect).
Not sure if all clinics are the same but at mine, they like the recipient's endometrium (womb lining) to be thickening nicely before they start the donor off on stims. Assuming this goes well, you'd then be starting on meds and monitoring scans just as you would with any other IVF cycle. Reckon on roughly a couple of weeks between starting stims and having egg retrieval.
That's the gist of it, anyway. At some clinics they may just do an egg-freezing cycle for the donated eggs, which would cut down on the time spent syncing cycles.
Hope that helps a bit!