Quality of female children's TV presenters these days...

[SpareWheel]

...is pretty good, I reckon. Long gone are the days of Valerie Singleton and Lesley Judd.

All hail Zöe Salmon, Becky Jago, Ellie Crisell, Anne Foy and SArah-Jane Honeywell.

LMAO!

ahh you!? you can stop calling me! i'm not bloody interested!

and you can keep your hands off SJ. i don't buy all this "I'm bi" shit!

now execute bgd.

Justin's gotta be bi! He's straight-acting when he's flirting with SJ in the Higgeldy House, but he's got a scary, mute gay alter-ego who's always dressed in colourful gear called "Mr Tumble".

Don't beat on SJ - it makes me sad . I didn't know about the contortionist thing, but it has to be worth a few plus points. There is however evidence that SJ is just getting too big for her boots

I can't believe we have got this far without mentioning the luscious Konnie Huq.

UD nails it again. Konnie Huq is lovely.

What a perfect name for a limerick. Answers on the back of a well-fingered Blue Peter magazine please.

Justin (AKA WW) has gone all sulky now.

Not sulky, just concerned at the prospect of a "well fingered Blue Peter magazine" Thoughts of pages stuck together...eewwww!!

Willywonka, it would not be a Blue Peter magazine in this day and age it would be a Blue Peter web site!

hows the lip thing going for you?

Konnie and I went out to see a film together last night (look at this - I'm just out of shot)!

Crap! I can do the bottom one but not the top one, my wife tells me my top lip is too thin, I think I maybe scarred by my inability to do this properly. May ring samaritans later when the phones are quiet!

It gets worse DaddyCool, my wife is now taunting my pysical deformaty by sticking both her lips against her teeth! Aaargh, I think a trip to Relate is now in order!
ps; loved the thexy thailor comment, I was in stitches!

Oh the whole idea of SJ is really making me queasy, how could you Daddycool???

Konnie Huq and Angellica Bell were both in the year above me at school. Angellica was completely lovely. Both were much as they appear on telly, tbh. Not much gossip!

Fatchance, is that The Two Konnies?

"She neither smokes nor drinks and is widely regarded as the perfect children's role model despite having had a seven-year relationship with former Blue Peter presenter Richard Bacon, who left the show after admitting taking cocaine."

Come on, nobody is THAT squeaky clean! Surely Konnie has a dirty side! I shall be seriously disappointed if someone with such a naughty smile is Little Miss Prim.

UnquietDad, Prim sex might be very nice, you should try it some time!
Lets face it if she has lived with Richard Bacon who has taken cocaine she must have known about it etc so I think she may be a little bit filthy if that helps...
On a filthy scale of one to ten?

This filthy scale - some parameters needed. 1 is someone like that Pam Whatsit who presents "Songs of Praise", while Wendy James from Transvision Vamp would be the 10.

Konnie's about a 6.
Sarah-Jane is a 5, Naomi from Milkshake a 7.

You talking about Pam Ayres?

Pam Rhodes. That's her name.

And another significant omission - Holly Willoughby - regrettably not on CITV any more.

OK - nobody's taken up the Konnie Huq limerick challenge, so I guess I'll have to:

There was a lady called Konnie Huq
And wouldn't you know my luck
She asked me to meet her
Backstage at Blue Peter
And go back to her place for a cup of tea and a slice of cake

Beat that.

None of them beat floella benjamin on playschool though do they
or jane from Rod jane and freddy