ok men, after the boobs are great thread, what do you find a turn off in women? and women what do u find a turn off in men?

[misdee]

for me, its manky toenails. you know, when they have gone all yellow and hard and they need a chain saw to cut them. yuk yuk [misdee goes to be sick]

They should be taken out and shot.

woman who act helpless
men who act helpless

KNew a bloke with said pony tail habit. Used to wear boy scout style shorts with no undies so that when he sat down, one ball would always slither out the side [shudder]

Ok here is what i hate

Bad breath yuuuuk

Feet my worst nightmare

hairy shouldres/backs

bad hygiene Ewwww

Pervy men (talk about pervy things 24/7 booooring

bad eating habbits

moody/grumpy men

lazy (have no time for this)

Men that fart/burp & find it funny & make a big thing out of it!

Men that sit there with there hands down there boxers

Iklboo, where the fuck did you know him from? Sounds like he escaped from somewhere.

From our local am-dram group. I married him . No, just kidding. He was in the am-dram group though. V luvvie & pervy. We were talking about putting on "Brimstone & Treacle" and he said that he thougt whoever played the daughter should get their nappy changed "for real" on stage to "give the piece depth"

Or so you could perv at our ladybits you f*cking nonce!!!!

beards don;t do it for me.

Neither do "Dutch Ovens" as DP calls them (where he farts and shoves your head under the duvet to smell his emmissions. I am a Dutch Oven victim. I'm thinkung of setting up a support group)

Am dram is like the church isn't it? They accept all kinds of weirdos in there.

intergalacticwalrus, dont tell me...dw proposed then did the old dutch oven so you'd pass out before you could refuse?

No, HD, but I find it an excellent way of curing my insomnia

Is he ex forces? Ex rugby player?

No, just a knob.

I do love him really though......

PMSL

You should post on the "aren't willies great" thread. Could say, Mine is lovely but he farts on my head.

My dad used to do the same to my mum, but tell her "tell big sniffs & it'll soon go away"

And she believed him!!!!

My dad's whole family were really windy. Always farting loudly and going "excuse I" as if no one noticed.

I used to think the thick smoke was from my nan's fags...

hairy backs
nicotine stained fingers
sticky hair
stupid laughs
catchphrases

tolerant, aren't I?

Why are you men so interested in botty gas? DP thinks he's cock of the north if he's done one that makes the air so thick I have to chew my way through.

Excuse I?

Were they from Brizzle?

Nope, they were from the East End. They were full of silly little sayings.

Granddad used to greet me and my brother in backslang. No one understands that!

owhay oesn'tday understandnay ackslangbay?

Is that proper old backslang or just that bloke who used to do it on the telly?

Apparently proper backslang - my dad taught it me. You cut off a word to the first vowel, stick the cut off bit at the end and add "ay"

eg - appyhay = happy

If the word starts with a vowel, you leave it as is and stick "nay" at the end

eg - apricotnay

So - ellohay appydaddyhay. Owhay arenay uoyay?

Fio, i think you're a few hours too late with that post. Thanks anyway, point was taken.

Iklboo, cool. Granddad would never explain it just shouted it at us!

I do a mean line in Wurzel-ese as well (a woman of many useless talents)

Blimey, you are a cunning linguist. Yes, the old jokes really are the oldest.