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Sorry to intrude.....

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LieselVonTrapp · 02/08/2006 11:15

But do you ever have to knock one off at work? Reason Im asking is one of our colleagues has been in the loo for yonks and came out with flushed face.

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Northerner · 02/08/2006 11:16

Maybe he was constipated?

sweetmonkey · 02/08/2006 11:16

a guy i used to know used to do this every day. about 3 o clock. just used to get up go off and then always came back flushed and with a silly grin on his face.

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LieselVonTrapp · 02/08/2006 12:19

That is just too gross, I wish I hadnt started thinking about that now.

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SpaceCadet · 02/08/2006 12:21

theres a thought!

HappyDaddy · 03/08/2006 12:17

I was in the loo once, thought I was alone standing at the urinal. Looked behind me to see a shadow under one of the cubicle doors. Definately bashing one out.

I waited outside by the notice board to see who it was .

To answer the post...of course I have. I'm a bloke, we all do it.

lou33 · 03/08/2006 12:25

lol @ knock one off

southeastastra · 03/08/2006 12:34

i worked in a sales office and one of the blokes disappeared daily with the soaraway sun

HappyDaddy · 03/08/2006 12:45

bet you wouldn't read it when he came back.

southeastastra · 03/08/2006 12:53

argh no wouldn't have read it before either! haha
he always used to say 'i feel a stone lighter' but we all knew what he was really doing.

HappyDaddy · 03/08/2006 12:54

i hope he washed his hands.

lazycow · 03/08/2006 13:16

Why only blokes? In my younger days pre-kids and with no partner at the time etc I did this a time or two (though not often and certainly not every day) - Helped me get through a really boring yet stressful job.

southeastastra · 03/08/2006 13:18

hehe lazycow

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LieselVonTrapp · 03/08/2006 14:03

Grossing me out. I'll be careful who uses the coffee machine in front of me.

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Iklboo · 03/08/2006 14:04

In the loo for yonks....or yanks?

HappyDaddy · 03/08/2006 14:21

LieselVonTrapp, no more gross than using the coffee machine after someone's had a dump in the loo, surely. They go in, they do their stuff, they wash their hands and they fancy a coffee and a fag.

sandyballs · 03/08/2006 14:22

I was having a similar conversation with my brother recently and he reckons all men do it at work occasionally. DH was horrified and said he never had , but that could be because he works with his parents

HappyDaddy · 03/08/2006 14:24

LOL sandyballs.

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LieselVonTrapp · 03/08/2006 14:26

Thats very true HD. I just cant think of anything at work that would stimulate me enough!!!

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HappyDaddy · 03/08/2006 14:28

Well, we do supposedly think about sex every 6 seconds.

Not sure that's correct cos I'm sure I don't think about much else for the other 5.

sandyballs · 03/08/2006 14:42

It did cross my mind once, many years ago, pre children, when I actually had a sex drive . I used to work opposite this gorgeous gorgeous looking guy and just sitting near him used to get me in a bit of a tiz. God I'd forgotten all about that, what memories!

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