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Oy!

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SoupDragon · 05/07/2006 16:20

Do you lot realise you can start new threads int he mens room. You don't have to stick with just the one you know.

You could have Top Tools for DIY for example.

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shhhh · 06/07/2006 09:46

tbh I think all the men are to lazy watching all the "other" threads...can't be arsed making threads for themselves so they have to jump in on ours . Typical men..!!!

Salamander · 06/07/2006 11:19

I'm personally not interested in segregation of men on mumsnet

free reign

'mumsnet' is a snappy title, but it should be 'parentsnet' truthfully

dressedupnowheretogo · 06/07/2006 11:32

go sal have missed you on our thread have you found your blood group yet

Flamesparrow · 06/07/2006 11:37

How come they get a beer fountain???

I want one of them in the girlie bit!!!

(Not in my girlie bits... that would be odd....)

Salamander · 06/07/2006 11:38

Hi Booby!

Sorry i've been absent - main reasons are busy-ness!
I haven't had time to fully put a worthy message together which the August thread deserves.
There is so much going on there that I feel I would be missing a very important bit of info, so I leave Eeny to make sense of it all!
And she seems to do that very well!!

Blood group - yes finally finally I have a result - A+. so Eeny and I are same group but opposites as far as Rhesus goes.
which is quite sweet really - the whole opposites attract business, but it means that little Alex could well be a different group to her so we will have Anti-D at the ready...

thanks for asking!!!

HappyDaddy · 07/07/2006 15:34

How about "MN is full of women who think they are superior, sniff".

I think some of us guys are a little worried about starting threads as it may appear a little attention seeking. Or that we're hunting for laydeez to talk to.

handlemecarefully · 07/07/2006 15:43

How about "The shagability of various mumsnets - on a scale of 1-10"?

HappyDaddy · 07/07/2006 15:44

How do we know you're not all mingers?

handlemecarefully · 07/07/2006 15:47

You don't but that wouldn't normally stop a bunch of men from speculating

handlemecarefully · 07/07/2006 15:48

ooops sorry, am sounding sexist

HappyDaddy · 07/07/2006 15:54

No, you're spot on, to be frank.

If we go by post content or mannerisms, some of you sound like complete battle axes and others sound like nymphos. In reality the nymphos are probably all old and crusty and the battle axes will be teeny waisted belly top wearing strumpets.

Hoorah!

HappyDaddy · 07/07/2006 15:57

In fact, we should have a MN beauty contest. You all submit photos of you in various skimpy outfits and us fellas can "rate" them.

Or maybe not.

SKYTVADICT · 07/07/2006 16:03

Think I must be somewhere in between nympho and battle axe then Will ask DP later!

Gizmo · 07/07/2006 16:07
SKYTVADICT · 07/07/2006 16:17

We are all of course drop dead gorgeous and rate 10 of course (well I think I am after a bottle or two of wine anyway!)

Gizmo · 07/07/2006 16:19
HappyDaddy · 10/07/2006 12:47

Cool, who's first?

CarolinaMoose · 10/07/2006 12:55

ooooh how are the nymphiest MNers??

(if that's a word)

CarolinaMoose · 10/07/2006 12:56

*who not how, doh! Am not asking after their welfare...

HappyDaddy · 10/07/2006 14:03

Well, as you asked, who do you think?

CarolinaMoose · 10/07/2006 15:20

but you're a bloke - everyone knows women never really understand who blokes find attractive or why (Sarah Jane from cbeebies anyone?).

What I'm after is an insight into the male psyche .

HappyDaddy · 10/07/2006 15:33

it's simple...

Gorgeous body and face, e.g. Beyonce.

Sultry, sexy if not classic looks, e.g. Angelina.

Something about them that says "I'm filthy", e.g. Sarah-Jane from Tikkabilla.

Salamander · 10/07/2006 15:42

YUCK

YUCK

YUCK

HappyDaddy · 10/07/2006 15:44

Are you saying yuck to my examples? Are you blind?

Salamander · 10/07/2006 15:54

No - not blind.

Eye of the beholder
all subjective
ones man's meat

blah blah blah