I also like this one - but no forest/woods are mentioned
One day Grandpa Nasrettin walked into his house and his wife said, "Grandpa Nasrettin I'm going to make dinner, but there is no saucepan to make it in. Go to our neighbour and ask if we can borrow one."
Grandpa Nasrettin went next door and said, "may I borrow your saucepan please?" But their next door neighbour said "No!"
"I beg you! I beg you please," said Grandpa Nasrettin.
The neighbour said "All right, but bring it back when you have finished with it."
"Oh thank you and I will bring it back," said Grandpa.
The next day Grandpa Nasrettin put a little tin inside the neighbour's saucepan and went and gave it back to her.
"What is this small pan doing inside my big one?" she asked.
"Your pan has given birth," said Grandpa Nasrettin. The next door neighbour began to laugh.
A week later Grandpa went to borrow the pan again and the neighbour was very happy to lend it to him.
After a month, the neighbour knocked on Grandpa's door to ask for her saucepan back.
"I'm sorry. It's dead," he told her.
"Grandpa, pans never die," she laughed.
"Well you believe that it gave birth, why don't you believe it died?"