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If I Had My Life to Live Over

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Davros · 12/09/2004 20:59

IF I HAD MY LIFE TO LIVE OVER
by Erma Bombeck

I would have talked less and listened more.

I would have invited friends over to dinner, even if the carpet was stained and the sofa faded.

I would have eaten the popcorn in the 'good' living room and worried much less about the dirt when someone wanted to light a fire in the fireplace.

I would have taken the time to listen to my grandfather ramble about his youth.

I would never have insisted the car windows be rolled up on a summer day because my hair had just been teased and sprayed.

I would have burned the pink candle sculpted like a rose before it melted in storage.

I would have sat on the lawn with my children and not worried about grass stains.

I would have cried and laughed less while watching television - and more while watching life.

I would have shared more of the responsibility carried by my husband.

I would have gone to bed when I was sick instead of pretending the earth would go into a holding pattern if I weren't there for the day.

I would never have bought anything just because it was practical, wouldn't show soil, or was guaranteed to last a lifetime.

Instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I'd have cherished every moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was my only chance in life to assist God in a miracle.

When my kids kissed me impetuously, I would never have said, "Later. Now go get washed up for dinner."

There would have been more "I love yous".. more "I'm sorrys"... but mostly, given another shot at life, I would seize every minute...look at it and really see it... Live it... and never give it back.

Don't forget to stop and smell the roses today! Take time to tell a loved one how much you love them, do something nice for yourself, and stop to give God thanks for all of it.

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ScummyMummy · 12/09/2004 21:08

I wish old Erma'd done all those things so we wouldn't have suffered this putrid dross of a poem. Actually I'm much enjoying these- there are facinatingly dreadful. Thanks Davros.

coddychops · 12/09/2004 21:08

OH perlease

ScummyMummy · 12/09/2004 21:08

they are, I mean

NomDePlume · 12/09/2004 21:11

Hmmm, this one is pretty stinky, Davros....

coddychops · 12/09/2004 21:12

if i had my life to love over I would wear sunglasses more

Davros · 12/09/2004 21:18

REPEAT: Just explaining, I hate these poems and said I would post them all here so they have less reason to appear elsewhere (will repeat this disclaimer wherever necessary!)

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moomina · 12/09/2004 21:22

If I had my life to live over I would not have spent the last 10 mins reading these pomes

ks · 13/09/2004 10:31

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Angeliz · 13/09/2004 10:39

I actually LIKE this one.
I hated the why women cry one but this one DOES make me think how petty i am!!!

Angeliz · 13/09/2004 10:39

Still not sure i can cherish every moment of this pregnancy though!!!

ks · 13/09/2004 10:42

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JanH · 13/09/2004 10:47

Close, ks! Erma had a syndicated newspaper column in the 70s and 80s - she could be very funny when she wasn't being soppy. (Have to confess to having some of her books from when we lived there - "The grass is always greener over the septic tank" and "If life is a bowl of cherries what am I doing in the pits?")

She's dead now so she won't be inflicting any more of these on us, sadly.

agy · 13/09/2004 10:51

This sort of poem just makes you feel guilty. You'd need to be a saint to live by this kind of thing, not a mere, quirky, human being.

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