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ipanemagirl · 28/06/2007 23:18

Poem lyrics of Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening by Robert Frost.

Whose woods these are I think I know.
His house is in the village, though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his woods fill up with snow.

My little horse must think it queer
To stop without a farmhouse near
Between the woods and frozen lake
The darkest evening of the year.

He gives his harness bells a shake
To ask if there's some mistake.
The only other sound's the sweep
Of easy wind and downy flake.

The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

I LOVE this poem and the last line reminds me to go to bed!

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ipanemagirl · 05/07/2007 11:10

tread softly - that is a stunner of a line!

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ipanemagirl · 05/07/2007 11:12

Where is Tnogu? I miss her.

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themildmanneredjanitor · 05/07/2007 11:17

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footprints · 06/07/2007 18:51

I have just seen this thread and loved reading all the poems.

My favourite is Wild Geese by Mary Oliver.

You do not have to be good.
You do not have to walk on your knees
for a hundred miles through the desert repenting.
You only have to let the soft animal of your body
love what it loves.
Tell me about despair, yours, and I will tell you mine.
Meanwhile the world goes on.
Meanwhile the sun and the clear pebbles of the rain
are moving across the landscapes,
over the prairies and the deep trees,
the mountains and the rivers.
Meanwhile the wild geese, high in the clean blue air,
are heading home again.
Whoever you are, no matter how lonely,
the world offers itself to your imagination,
calls to you like the wild geese, harsh and exciting ?
over and over announcing your place
in the family of things.

WotzaGirl2do · 06/07/2007 19:02

This reminds me of when children ask those magical questions and how simple life would be if only we knew all the answers.

When The Penny Drops

Wisdom comes with age,
One day, there comes a day
When all the questions
Begin to recede
When all the answers
Cease to retain their meaning
Thats the day, the day when
When The Penny Drops.

It doesn't matter
How old you are,
When the moment
Chooses to arrive.
It's not a race
It's not a game,
Come the day, the day when,
When The Penny Drops.

And once that moment's
Been attained and the lesson learned,
There'll be no further doubts
To cloud or mar the view,
As you turn about to observe,
this world, in all it;s true colours.
On the day, the day when,
When The Penny Drops.

By R Gould

WotzaGirl2do · 06/07/2007 19:24

and can I just add, even though its rather childish...
and great for children to read out in Xmas assembly...

Talking Turkeys!!

Be nice to yu turkeys dis christmas
Cos turkeys jus wanna hav fun
Turkeys are cool, an turkeys are wicked
An every turkey has a Mum.
Be nice to yu turkeys dis christmas,
Don't eat it, keep it alive,
It could be yu mate an not on yu plate
Say, Yo! Turkey I'm on your side.

I got lots of friends who are turkeys
An all of dem fear christmas time,
Dey say 'Benj man, eh, I wanna enjoy it,
But dose humans destroyed it
An humans are out of dere mind,
Yeah, I got lots of friends who are turkeys
Dey all hav a right to a life,
Not to be caged up an genetically made up
By any farmer an his wife.

Turkeys jus wanna play reggae
Turkeys jus wanna hip-hop
Havey you ever seen a nice young turkey saying,
'I cannot wait for de chop'?
Turkeys like getting presents, dey wanna watch christmas TV,
Turkeys hav brains an turkeys feel pain
In many ways like yu an me.

I once knew a turkey His name was Turkey
He said 'Benji explain to me please,
Who put de turkey in christmas
An what happens to christmas trees?'
I said, 'I am not too sure Turkey
But it's nothing to do wid Christ Mass
Humans get greedy and waste more dan need be
An business men mek loadsa cash.'

So, be nice to yu turkey dis christmas
Invite dem indoors fe sum greens
Let dem eat cake an let dem partake
In a plate of organic grown beans,
Be nice to yu turkey dis christmas
An spare dem de cut of de knife,
Join Turkeys United an dey'll be delighted
An yu will mek new friends 'FOR LIFE'.

Copyright: Benjamin Zephaniah.

Quattrocento · 06/07/2007 19:36

Yes MMJ - it's the best of Betjeman.

There is a Missjoanhunterdunn on here. I did ask her if she had been furnish'd (?) and burnished but she went all coy on me and wouldn't say.

Love the turkeys. And the geese.

themildmanneredjanitor · 06/07/2007 20:16

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GodzillasBumcheek · 07/07/2007 17:43

Couldn't think of a better place to put this and hoping that a few of the people mentioned might read it so...

Some of you MNers are caring and kind
Many are intelligent, a good quality i find
Some of you offer a hug and some advice
Particularly Kamikayzed was really rather nice
Many of you get annoyed by others' points of view
Please bear in mind they mostly aren't personal attacks on you

TnOgu is a sweetie, don't upset her please
It isn't nice to bully, i'm sure everyone agrees
Goodbye CatIsSleepy, you are cuddly as a kitty
I shall also miss UnquietDad whose banter was quite witty
While i don't like my neighbours (and omg that's true)
I won't bejoining Sixofone in throwing old catpoo

And though GreenSleeves' minor fixation may border
On Obsessive Compulsive Anti-Smacking Disorder
I don't resent her one little bit
But i do still think her arguments are Sh**
Oh b**r me i was trying not not to swear as well
I'm getting a tad emotional, i wonder can you tell?

There are so many MumsNetters worthy of attention
I'm sorry i can't fit more in for a mention
It's been absolutely smashing, as nice as can be
Even though you may not at all know me
I'm going now, from MN, forever, it's true
You won't remember me, but i might remember you!!

By the way i posted a few times under 'SomethingIncrediblyWitty' but i have only been on here a month. Lol...overkill d'you think?

GodzillasBumcheek · 16/07/2007 22:30

Er, well, hello, not that this is the first time i've been embarrassed but , after getting a bit upset that was having to leave MN (after becoming highly addicted to it - i bet i'm not the only one either), i have found out that it was not spending so much time on the Internet that was giving me colossal migraines, but getting over-stressed at a certain thread that i am not going to mention. Lol. So i am back, and am hoping people aren't laughing at me too much (or mad at me). OK, I'll just creep away quietly now...

Quattrocento · 16/07/2007 22:35

Welcome back GB.

Desiderata · 16/07/2007 22:38

Yes, welcome back, GB. What a fantastic poem. You have a talent

Of course, I'm itching to know about that thread, but, well, ... breeding and all that ..

GodzillasBumcheek · 16/07/2007 22:40

It was the smacking one of course. I will know better next time...writing lines

I must not get emotionally involved with MN
I must not get emotionally involved with MN
I must not get emotionally....

GodzillasBumcheek · 16/07/2007 22:41

And i wouldn't seriously call it a poem - a rhyme is about all you could call it - i am certainly not up to poetry standards!!!

Desiderata · 16/07/2007 22:46

Oh, I missed that! Yes, I suspect you'll toughen up after a while.

I try to avoid threads like that unless I'm feeling certain and impervious. We have guessing games now, and of course the word games, so if you think you're going to get slaughtered, just move on to one of those.

And there's nowt wrong with a good rhyme.

GodzillasBumcheek · 16/07/2007 22:49

Will have a look next time i'm on here. Better get off now, still got that pesky baby to feed (lol...she knows i don't really mean it )
G'night!

TnOgu · 16/07/2007 22:54

GB - I am having a break from MN, but was checking emails tonight and thought I would re-read this thread.

I was shocked to see my name in your poem, and wanted to say thank you for your kind words.

I feel very alone and sad at the moment, can't begin to explain why, nothing specific, just me being too sensitive and unable to cope with life.

Poetry has always been a great source of comfort to me and helps to make sense of so much, along with painting, they are the things that stop me going under completely [my family are also my rock]

I shouldn't be posting, but wanted to let you know I have seen your lovely poem, well done

Quattro - I shall miss you, I think you kind of got a sense of what I am about [maybe not] anyway, keep up the good fight and all the best for now.

Quattrocento · 16/07/2007 23:29

TN - I shall miss you very much too - come back soon, won't you? MN can be a hard school.

We like the same things, TN, and the same poems. If you ever feel like dropping a line - try me at [email protected]. Lots of love Qxx

Desiderata · 16/07/2007 23:31

ToOgu - I thought you were taking a break. It's probably a good thing for you, but I shall miss you.

Now you know that me and Quatt don't get along at all , but the world is a big place, and it will accommodate us all.

I don't like to hear that you're not A1 at the moment. I would like to send you a letter, or something. I would like you to paint me a picture that I can hang on my wall (or a sculpture).

I should like to come to Ireland and visit you. But all this for a later date.

Keep well. You know how to do it.

wishywotz · 17/07/2007 00:01

We were asked to learn a poem in school and I learnt this as a child and can still remember every word. I still like it even though it is very silly.

Good afternoon, Sir Smasham Uppe!
We're having tea: do take a cup!
Sugar and milk? Now let me see-
Two lumps, I think?...Good gracious me!
The silly thing slipped off your knee!
Pray don't apologise, old chap;
A very trivial mishap!
So clumsy of you? How absurd!
My dear Sir Smasham, not a word!
Now do sit down and have another,
And tell us all about your brother-
You know, the one who broke his head.
Is that poor fellow still in bed?-
A chair - allow me, sir!...Great Scott!
That was a nasty smash! Eh, what?
Oh, not at all: the chair was old-
Queen Anne, or so we have been told.
We've got at least a dozen more:
Just leave the pieces on the floor.
I want you admire our view:
Come nearer to the window, do;
And look how beautiful...Tut, tut!
You didn't see that it was shut?
I hope you are not badly cut!
Not hurt? A fortunate escape!
Amazing! Not a single scrape!
And now, if you have finished tea,
I fancy you might like to see
A little thing or two I've got.
That china plate? Yes, worth a lot:
A beauty too...Ah, there it goes!
I trust it didn't hurt your toes?
Your elbow brushed it off the shelf?
Of course: I've done the same myself.
And now, my dear Sir Smasham - Oh,
You surely don't intend to go?
You must be off? Well, come again.
So glad you're fond of porcelain!

E. V. Rieu

Sorry that TnOgu and others are departing, please come back soon. I have more fun poems to add another day for you.

Tortington · 17/07/2007 00:57

i wish i was a rhubarb
in a rhubarb tree
then i could eat the loveleyness
that was all of me

i wish i was a rhubarb
in a rhubarb bush
then when it rained
and i git wet
i would turn into mush

i wish i was a rhubarb
in a rhubarb universe
then it would be ded perfect
becuase it would

wishywotz · 17/07/2007 01:07

that's such a nice peom about rhubarb, is it all your own work? or did you have some help stewing over things?

skyatnight · 17/07/2007 01:08

The Jumblies by Edward Lear (love the rhythm).

And this one that was on the radio the other day:

To his lost lover by Simon Armitage
Now they are no longer
any trouble to each other

he can turn things over, get down to that list
of things that never happened, all of the lost

unfinishable business.
For instance? for instance,

how he never clipped and kept her hair, or drew a hairbrush
through that style of hers, and never knew how not to blush

at the fall of her name in close company.
How they never slept like buried cutlery ?

two spoons or forks cupped perfectly together,
or made the most of some heavy weather ?

walked out into hard rain under sheet lightning,
or did the gears while the other was driving.

How he never raised his fingertips
to stop the segments of her lips

from breaking the news,
or tasted the fruit

or picked for himself the pear of her heart,
or lifted her hand to where his own heart

was a small, dark, terrified bird
in her grip. Where it hurt.

Or said the right thing,
or put it in writing.

And never fled the black mile back to his house
before midnight, or coaxed another button of her blouse,

then another,
or knew her

favourite colour,
her taste, her flavour,

and never ran a bath or held a towel for her,
or soft-soaped her, or whipped her hair

into an ice-cream cornet or a beehive
of lather, or acted out of turn, or misbehaved

when he might have, or worked a comb
where no comb had been, or walked back home

through a black mile hugging a punctured heart,
where it hurt, where it hurt, or helped her hand

to his butterfly heart
in its two blue halves.

And never almost cried,
and never once described

an attack of the heart,
or under a silk shirt

nursed in his hand her breast,
her left, like a tear of flesh

wept by the heart,
where it hurts,

or brushed with his thumb the nut of her nipple,
or drank intoxicating liquors from her navel.

Or christened the Pole Star in her name,
or shielded the mask of her face like a flame,

a pilot light,
or stayed the night,

or steered her back to that house of his,
or said ?Don?t ask me how it is

I like you.
I just might do.?

How he never figured out a fireproof plan,
or unravelled her hand, as if her hand

were a solid ball
of silver foil

and discovered a lifeline hiding inside it,
and measured the trace of his own alongside it.

But said some things and never meant them ?
sweet nothings anybody could have mentioned.

And left unsaid some things he should have spoken,
about the heart, where it hurt exactly, and how often.

skyatnight · 17/07/2007 01:17

'On yonder hill, there stons a coo
It's no there noo, it must have shifted.'

  • by some Scottish poet.

The poems of William McGonagall: www.mcgonagall-online.org.uk