Shakespearian insults, anyone?

[Meanoldmummy]

I'll start:

"Thou elvish-marked, abortive, rooting hog"!

"eater of broken meats"

"Much more of your conversation would infect my brain" - Coriolanus

"Put thy face between his sheets and do the office of warming pan" - Henry V

ROFL!!

"Why strew'st thou sugar on this bottled spider?"

"cream-faced loon"

"put money in thy purse" othello

Not quite insults, but I love:
"snapper-up of unconsidered trifles" (Winter's Tale)
and
"Dost think, because thou art virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale?" (Twelfth NIGht)

"Bless me, what fry of fornication is at the door?" - Henry VIII

"poisonous bunch-backed toad"

"I do bite my thumb sir"

"you ratcatcher"

Men from children nothing differ.

Everything between Benedick and Beatrice in Much Ado

dd was named after a Character in A Winters Tale NOT Harry Potter.

Can that be a Shakespeare insult too?

"thou shag hairdst villain"
"what, you egg"

macbeth - dh's fave sh. insult

"Silence thee or I'll knock thee o'er the mazzard!"