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christmas poems.

8 replies

snowprincess · 29/11/2005 14:27

can anyone recomend any nice christmas poems for family members please

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anorak · 29/11/2005 14:30

Bloody Christmas here again
let us raise a loving cup
peace on earth goodwill to men
and let them do the washing up.

I hope I have remembered that right, it's by Wendy Cope.

snowprincess · 29/11/2005 14:42

that's fab.
but wanted something a little more traditional.

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ellceeell · 29/11/2005 14:57

One Day After Christmas
Author Unknown

It's one day after Christmas
I'm crabby and I'm broke.
I'm so full of ham and fruitcake
I think I'm gonna croak.

It's nice to see the relatives
(I wonder when they'll leave).
They've been camping in my bathroom
since early Christmas Eve.

They're eating everything in sight
and sleeping in my bed.
I've been crashed out in the basement
with my beagle, Little Fred.

The relatives have all gone out
and left their screaming brats.
The toilet bowl is all blocked up
and I can't find the cats.

It's Christmastime at my house,
the relatives are here.
They eat me out of house and home.
and drink up all my beer!

I love the decorations,
and the sleigh bells in the snow
(But I wish those pesky relatives
would take their kids and go).

Now they're all in a free-for-all,
the girls against the boys.
They're fighting over boxes
'cause they're bored with all their toys

My mother-in-law is snoring
in my favorite TV chair.
Those kids are stringing lights on her
and tinsel in her hair

I oughta wake her up
before the fireworks begin.
But I wanna see those blue sparks fly
when they plug her in.

ellceeell · 29/11/2005 15:00

Or

more traditionally

TinyGang · 29/11/2005 15:02

Here's a traditional one by John Betjeman

The bells of waiting Advent ring,
The Tortoise stove is lit again
And lamp-oil light across the night
Has caught the streaks of winter rain.
In many a stained-glass window sheen
From Crimson Lake to Hooker's Green.

The holly in the windy hedge
And round the Manor House the yew
Will soon be stripped to deck the ledge,
The altar, font and arch and pew,
So that villagers can say
'The Church looks nice' on Christmas Day.

Provincial public houses blaze
And Corporation tramcars clang,
On lighted tenements I gaze
Where paper decorations hang,
And bunting in the red Town Hall
Says 'Merry Christmas to you all'

And London shops on Christmas Eve
Are strung with silver bells and flowers
As hurrying clerks the City leave
To pigeon-haunted classic towers,
And marbled clouds go scudding by
The many-steepled London sky.

And girls in slacks remember Dad,
And oafish louts remember Mum,
And sleepless children's hearts are glad,
And Christmas morning bells say 'Come!'
Even to shining ones who dwell
Safe in the Dorchester Hotel.

And is it true? and is it true?
The most tremendous tale of all,
Seen in a stained-glass window's hue,
A Baby in an ox's stall?
The Maker of the stars and sea
Become a Child on earth for me?

And is it true? For if it is,
No loving fingers tying strings
Around those tissued fripperies,
The sweet and silly Christmas things,
Bath salts and inexpensive scent
And hideous tie so kindly meant.

No love that in a family dwells,
No carolling in frosty air,
Nor all the steeple-shaking bells
Can with this single Truth compare -
That God was Man in Palestine
And lives to-day in Bread and Wine.

harpsiheraldangelssing · 29/11/2005 15:10

F off Christmas!

Now I love Christmas just as much
As any other atheist
To celebrate our saviour's birth
With stuffing balls and getting p*ssed

And when it's time to deck the halls
With holly, or to follow stars
Along the road to Bethlehem
Falalala, falalala

Then every time I'm first in line
And clutching Delia's holy book
But now as far as I'm concerned
The whole shebang can go to F

I say bugger off to Christmas
And bo*cks to New Year
You know exactly where to stick
Your festive bloody cheer

The tinsel and the fairy lights
Can't chase away the dark
And even Baileys cannot ease
The pain when we're apart

So though the fields are snowy white
My heart will sing the blues
This Christmas can just F right off
If I can't be with you.

snowprincess · 29/11/2005 15:18

there all fab - but need something a little smaller. don't wan't much do i

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jangly · 29/11/2005 18:59

A little child,
a shining star,
A stable rude,
the door ajar.
Yet in that place
so crude, forlorn,
The Hope of all the
world was born.

It is Christmas
in the mansion,
Yule log fires
and silken frocks;
It is Christmas in the cottage,
Mother's filling
little socks.

Christmas itself may be called into question,
If carried so far it creates indigestion.

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