If it says "everyone 3 and up" it's nothing like engie benjy, roisin! The blurbs for those usually say something like 3-7. (I've got quite good at interpreting these things!)
The ones you want to watch out for are things like this:
Rainbow Bigbottom and the Mr Panda Show
On this magical adventure meet a host of lively characters including the forgetful but cuddly Mr Panda, the Genie, the friendly Space Lion, Moonbeam and the Clownettes ? who are all out to capture the nasty Witchypoo. Jam-packed with music, singing, prizes and children?s participation this traditional and magical show will leave you and your family spellbound. For ages 3-8. 11am & 2.30pm, running time 1hr 30mins.
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Good ones going round atm are:
Private Peaceful
A Bristol Old Vic production. Private Peaceful relives the life of Private Tommo Peaceful, a young First World War soldier awaiting the firing squad at dawn. During the night he looks back at his short but joyful past growing up in rural Devon and the battles and injustices of war that brought him to the front line. This remarkable, award-winning story is the latest by Children?s Laureate Michael Morpurgo (for 8+ though so no good for DS2)
James Campbell
Britain?s only stand-up comedian for kids will be making his second visit to the Wycombe Swan with an inimitable brand of comedy which is guaranteed to have anyone over the age of 5 in fits of giggles. A blend of stories, surreal observations about Christmas, eyebrows and parents, and some extremely silly songs make up Campbell?s act, which has enjoyed five star reviews at the Edinburgh Festival for the last two years. For age 5+
The Little Match Girl
Alone on the streets a child is sat reaching out to passers by in the hope that one of them will buy her matches. The world seems very cruel as she lights her last three matches to keep warm; but surely there is hope in the stars and i the mysterious figure of the lamplighter. Full House Theatre Company brings this well loved Hans Christian Andersen classic to life. The poignant story of love, hope and determination is presented with traditional storytelling, vibrant characters and Full House's trademark giant puppets. The Little Match Girl is an endearing, uplifting tale and a magical experience for the whole family. Suitable for family audiences (5+)
It Was a Dark and Stormy Night
"It was a dark and stormy night, the rain came down in torrents, there were brigands on the mountains, and wolves, and the chief of the brigands said to Antonio, "I'm bored - tell us a story!" A very brave eight year-old has been kidnapped by a nasty band of brigands and has been carried off to their secret cave. What stories will he tell? Will it be enough to save him? What is the Thingy in the moat? And will the chief manage to dodge the flying Gorgonzola? 2.30pm. For age 4+.
Oh no, you've got me worried now, I'm sure one of my listings should have had the Snow Dragon in but I can't find it now; Word has crashed out on me a couple of times lately and taken latest entries with it, I will have to go through everything again