Yes, DH and I were cracking up about Amanda's virulent anti-kitchen island stance you'd think she was denouncing communists in front of HUAC with the look on her face! Frankly, I can't imagine anyone less likely to dance in her kitchen anyway, or even to cook anything messy in it she gives off the impression of someone who would wander in, frown, adjust the angle of a show pineapple in the fruitbowl and go out again.
It is true, though, that people do put islands in kitchens that are slightly too small for them -- my SIL just did this, and when we are able to go over there again, as far as I can see, we will be edging about trying not to bump into things . And I did agree with A about it being a shame that the bedroom window view in the third house was mostly black flat roof.
But I thought the sage green kitchen in the dormer bungalow that Amanda and Suzy were very 'disappointed' by was nice. No, it wasn't huge, and it was a sort of galley kitchen, in an L-shape, but the owners had presumably thought about what they needed and done it.
I thought the sheep were weird in the third house, though. I mean, if you need battalions of fake sheep to keep your house from looking too austere, haven't you done something a bit weird?
I liked the first and third houses -- the middle one had beautiful bones, but was filled with bad-taste blingy 'show-home' type furniture. How could anyone look at those gorgeous roof beams and think 'What that needs is a Liberace-style chandelier or two!'?