Because I can’t make any sense of it.
I’m due to fly to Portugal on Wednesday, at present the flight hasn’t been cancelled. The trip was to visit family that we haven’t seen for 2 years but they’re not ill or dying and the trip is obviously not essential, I just really want to go (yes, I know I’m grossly irresponsible and almost certainly going to the single thing that causes thousands of deaths but I’ve had the shittest year imaginable, this has been the one thing in my diary that has given me any hope at all and now it’s being taken away from me).
The self isolating, extra tests etc aren’t an issue. I don’t care if my insurance isn’t valid. I don’t care if my flight back is cancelled and I’m stranded there for months. But I can’t work out if I’ll actually be allowed on the plane and, if I am, if I’ll be allowed into the country when I get there. Is there any paperwork I’ll need? It all seems almost deliberately ambiguous. I’m tempted to book an appointment with a cosmetic surgeon and claim I’m travelling for a medical reason. I would go through with a nose job if it meant I can go away next week.
Any advice (other than telling me how terrible I am, obviously)? Any links to anywhere that has black and white rules rather than just ‘advised against’?