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What have YOU learnt from helping your kids this week?

71 replies

Workyticket · 10/01/2021 23:43

Fronted adverbial for me - in a past life I was a primary school teacher but I still had to Google it!

Year 4 ds seemed to know what his teacher was on about though and cracked on!

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ragged · 13/01/2021 20:11

That A-level biology is very dull.

elfycat · 13/01/2021 20:17

That I'm not cut out for home-schooling. Grin

Quite enjoying Kensuke's Kingdom by Michael Morpurgo. On Chapter now and DD2 is also going to be a literature buff if we can keep this going. Very astute comments being made.

elfycat · 13/01/2021 20:18

Chapter 3*

Aroundtheworldin80moves · 13/01/2021 20:19

Extended Noun phrases
The Shang Dynasty
Nutritional requirements for parrots, dogs and cats.

pinkcattydude · 13/01/2021 20:20

That catfish can walk on land

DrunkenKoala · 13/01/2021 20:23

Geckos eat mealworm.

User24689 · 13/01/2021 20:23

'Augmentation', meaning addition. In year 1. What!

Frouby · 13/01/2021 20:24

That teaching year 2s is hard as fuck.

Currently doing a degree to possibly move into teaching. Might look at teaching adults instead 🤣🤣🤣

RuleWithAWoodenFoot · 13/01/2021 20:25

That the Monument in London is to the great fire of London.

strawberrie · 13/01/2021 20:28

@RuleWithAWoodenFoot

That the Monument in London is to the great fire of London.
I've climbed that!

I've learned that equilateral triangles have 3 axes of symmetry, isoceles have 1 and scalene triangles have none.

TomQuinn · 13/01/2021 20:39

How to do long multiplication again...

That I don't like Maths...

That you can use pic collage to do lots of home learning...

How to use Spark video... and it's way easier than iMovie

RMRM · 13/01/2021 20:43

Minuend and Subtrahend. A in GCSE maths, never heard of it.

Had to brush up on what an imperative verb and a time conjunction was as well. Blush

screweduppotatoe · 13/01/2021 20:48

I discovered what a unit fraction is Blush

Ticklemycarpets · 13/01/2021 20:56

My nine year write that someone had ''mirthless laughter" I told her it wasn't a word.. turns out it is.

Rockhopper81 · 13/01/2021 20:57

I don't have any homeschooling children myself, but I am 'assisting' my nephew via FaceTime daily (3x daily, actually - mum is single parent who is working from home full time). I have learnt over the past week:

-that although I know what fronted adverbials are (as in, the definition of them), I hate them, hate that they're a made up thing for the National Curriculum, and hate that they sound so forced in children's writing

-that trying to teach time telling to 5 minute intervals is a bitch when you're not sitting next to a child using the same resources

-that there is a song for learning the days of the week in Spanish that will get stuck in your head forever (plus side - I now know the days of the week in Spanish, but only in order)

-that even though I'm an experienced EYFS teacher, I did not sign up for KS2 - either for remuneration or voluntarily - for a reason (send me a 5 year old to teach to read, and I'm all over it!)

-that I have said 'we'll mop this up later in the week' at least 3 times already this week in relation to activities...we are never mopping it up, and we're both aware of it...

  • that I love my nephew dearly, and he's a good boy - bright, polite, eager to learn - but it's so bloody boring not actually 'doing' anything!
pinkcattydude · 13/01/2021 21:19

@TomQuinn

How to do long multiplication again...

That I don't like Maths...

That you can use pic collage to do lots of home learning...

How to use Spark video... and it's way easier than iMovie

Ah long multiplication did that last lockdown something DS and I will never get over it was painful
longhaulstress · 13/01/2021 21:23

Very embarrassingly that a narwhal is actually a real creature.
I had genuinely thought that it was the 'new unicorn' someone had dreamt up.

LadyCatStark · 13/01/2021 21:26

Spanish has been ace, it’s just a load of songs and his teacher even said ‘aye aye aye’ when something went wrong 😂.

Quornflakegirl · 13/01/2021 21:27

Fronted adverbials here too, it seems common Grin
Invasion of Lindisfarne, I know very little about the Vikings.
Dds are in year 3.

DfEisashambles · 13/01/2021 21:28

To appreciate teachers much, much more!

newmum1976 · 13/01/2021 22:41

How to plot equations on a graph and explain in successfully to my DD who struggles with maths 🙌🙌🙌🙌

PastMyBestBeforeDate · 13/01/2021 22:59

Area models to explain multiplication by 2 digits.

Nellodee · 13/01/2021 23:04

A bit the other way round. I’ve been teaching from home. We’ve been doing functions. My youngest daughter has figured out that something goes in, and then something else comes out. Her comment is “ It’s just like this. The more you eat, the more you poop.” Which is pretty insightful, but unfortunately we’ve actually been doing about iterative functions, and I don’t really want to explain how to extend the analogy.

WhispersOfWickedness · 13/01/2021 23:05

That the way to do 17 times tables is to do 10 times and 7 times and add the answers together!! Was a revelation! Grin

infinitediamonds · 13/01/2021 23:11

@Lupinhere37 what age is learning about Henry VII? I thought most schools skipped from Medieval Life to Henry VIII.

I learnt loads about the history of space. And that Brian Cox has a really good presenting gig, he has been some great places just to stand in front of amazing landscapes and chat to the camera, sometimes demonstrating with rocks. (Its really good!)