So what crazy conspiracy theories have you heard...

[SpaceOp]

to explain Coronavirus/vaccine/new restrictions? Obviously, there's the one about Bill Gates using the vaccine to track us.

I've heard a few variations on Brexit-inspired versions - preventing Europeans from coming in before the Brexit deadline or as some way to support negotiations.

Lots in the beginning suggesting that it was all so the government could "control" us - but I never got an answer as to what they wanted to do with this control.

Any other good ones I should look out for? It would be entertaining AND useful as I know a few people who do come out with these fairly often. And after 2 weeks off school there's at least one school mum I need to be prepared for!

yeah... birds fly so they only take those little button cell long-life batteries. Except the penguins who have a special solar-recharge type that soaks up all the reflected light from snow.

Thing about squirrels is they are upgrades. They leap around so needed a more durable lithium recharging system. Dr. SoNSo KnowItAll said (check out her Youtube videos) that they're trialing recharge plug im systems in the trees, especially oaks. You can tell which oaks have it because that's why the ivy died on only some trees. If the trial goes well then Lockdown 3.0 will be about a mass rollout of the recharge system to all sorts of other trees.

Honest. It's true.

That the pLandemic is all about creating a cashless society.

That the vaccines are chipping us, and also poisoning us with whatever used to be in chemtrails now there aren't the number of planes flying.

It's always the mysterious 'they' who are doing this. Or Bill Gates.

New world order, rebranded flu, great reset.

He’s behind it all.

I've heard this one but I didn't realise it was a conspiracy theory. I thought it was just people being stupid!

What's the difference?

The depopulation and making people infertile are the plot of the series Utopia lol

It only makes BAME people infertile.

Someone I know shared something on Facebook about the cashless society so "they" can monitor and control us.
A neighbour has also had a good rant about how hospitals have been told to put Covid on as many death certificates as possible.
I also read something online where a bloke had been on hospital with Covid and people were asking if he'd let them give him.the vaccine and his response was, "No way will I ever have that vaccine". You would think after being hospitalised with it and having accepted, I would assume, various medications whilst in hospital the vaccine would seem a good idea.

@ragged

Lockdown 2.0 was about recharging the squirrels.

Bingo

Something about the world leaders all being in cahoots with all this and that they are all part of a satanic cult. Amazing seeing as EU/UK can't even agree on fish. Also another about Bill Gates putting the microchips in the vaccines will allow 'them' to control us with 5G. Virus was created in a lab by big pharma to make more money.

It's them Sontarans.

While most of these are rubbish I have to say the climate change point of no return one occurred to me. If it is true (which in my sensible moments I know isnt the case) then I'm pleased we have taken action!

I love that all the microchip conspirators are all typing away in their phone, which are actually monitoring their movements 🤣

It's all control

The tests arent meant to be used in the way they are.... my dad just goes on and on, mainly about an apparent legal case going on now to dispute the tests. I just let him ramble!

how hospitals have been told to put Covid on as many death certificates as possible
There is an element of truth to this. ONS states that as long as covid is mentioned somewhere on the death certificate, then the death is recorded as covid. It doesn't have to be the cause of death.

9.Glossary
Coronavirus (COVID-19) deaths
Coronavirus (COVID-19) deaths are those deaths registered in England and Wales in the stated week where COVID-19 was mentioned on the death certificate. A doctor can certify the involvement of COVID-19 based on symptoms and clinical findings – a positive test result is not required. Definitions of COVID-19 for deaths in Scotland and Northern Ireland are similar to England and Wales.
www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/birthsdeathsandmarriages/deaths/bulletins/deathsregisteredweeklyinenglandandwalesprovisional/weekending11december2020#deaths-registered-in-the-uk

If you read the actual publication they differentiate between deaths where covid was the underlying cause of death, and those involving covid.

BAEM will be getting a different vaccine, one that does them harm, population control. master race stuff etc.

BAEM will be getting a placebo & Civid will kill them.