Missed the briefing. Anyone got an actual summary?

[BabyLlamaZen]

Including things that were implied, questions not answered, anything interesting?

All I can see is not to worry about food and ports. 🤷‍♀️

🤣🤣🤣 good ones

sadly I’m useless at photo editing etc or I’d be making memey type things all over the place.

I chuckled when i heard someone ask whether Boris Johnson brushed his hair with a toffee apple.

Just came back to this thread and am proper cackling now

I love all the reply's. Will you all be my friends . I will supply wine and chocolates!

@HampshireMummyof2, I’ll meet you at the Hampshire, Berkshire border and you can throw tier 2 wine to me. 😂😂

@Justgivemewine you are on! 🍷🍷🍷

👍👍😁

It's been a stressful year, but losing hair is also a sidey and/or after-effect of Covid for some. I feel for Boris, as it's his signature thing, the ruffled hair. Every briefing pic I see, I notice he's lost a little bit more.

He seemed to have lost clumps today and it was the way it was standing up as if there had been a huge gust of wind to the side of him just before he walked into the briefing room

@HampshireMummyof2 Certainly! I have wine and after eights, and lots of mince pies

Won't we have plenty of Scottish shelfish because it's all not going to reach EU in 40 hour window before it goes off?

Daily Oysters to come into our ration cards diets.

Oh, Mumsnet breaking news would be a fabulous app.

@RhubarbTea Love after eights and mince pies!! It's scary how you go to eat one and end up eating the whole box 😁.

I would definitely use the Mumsnet news app.