Because I'm a builder, I'm special. I'm self employed. I'm going to get a government subsidy but in the meantime I'm going to carry on working because I don't see why I shouldn't earn and claim at the same time. And it's okay to work because I'm outside some of the time - like when I'm going in and out of your neighbours house. And your neighbours are only here til next week anyway because that's when they're going to their holiday place in Anglesey. They would have gone sooner except that they rented it out to a friend of a friend (who's self isolating because he was in Italy skiing a couple of weeks ago) & started feeling a bit ropey) . And do for the past week, he's been there with his parents , his wife & their 3 kids, as well as his DB, DSIL & their brood - cause they haven't had a proper old fashioned bucket and spade family break for AGES, and it seemed like an ideal time, what with the adults all being able to work from home & GPs supervising the kids; weathers been great too, hasn't it?
Once they're gone I can get stuck in with all the heavy noisy machinery - clients like to go away when that's going on. Not that you can blame them - all that dust and non stop racket, who wants to put up with that? Yeah, me and my team are getting on with the job, rocking up as soon as it's light. We're not shirkers & to prove it, we'll be here even longer every day next week when the clocks change. Not like theses lightweights, just sitting in front of their screens. Miserable sods. We tried to cheer them up with blasts of mullet rock/radio 2 but they shut the windows. In this weather too!
We are being really careful though, proper elf & safety. Only 3 to a bench seat in the transit, Rest in the back . Only 3 tea breaks (an hour) using our special team mugs. They're all the same so no arguments about pinching someone's else's. Washing up? Nah, we just use the same one we had before... And of course we don't use the Client 's Facilities - we have our own portaloo on site. On site for weeks and it's never had to be emptied yet.All sealed innit? And (sometimes) we wear gloves so our hands are always clean (ish) AND we're using all sorts of anti non toxic chemicals & special stuff to glue & stick with , so that's all good and dead hygienic. Wash my hands? Nah, mate. You havin a laugh? Me, I'm special, key worker me, economy'd grind to a halt without me. I'm a BUILDER and I'm more important than you, your sick child , ailing parents and or your neighbour on chemo.