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Coronavirus Songs: Light hearted

10 replies

Whatisthisfuckery · 14/03/2020 13:53

Shyness is nice, and shyness can stop you, from catching new Coronavirus flu.
If there’s something you’d like to buy, if there’s something you’d like to buy, don’t ask me I can’t find it how could I.
Don’t ask me ask me ask me, don’t ask me ask me ask me, because if it’s not love then wiping your bum your bum your bum your bum your bum will help you keep it together.

Panic on the streets of London, panic on the streets of Birmingham, I wonder to myself.
Will life ever be sane again?
On the Leeds side streets that you slip down, I wonder to myself.
Hopes may rise on the grasmere, but honey pie you’re not safe here so you run down to the safety of the town.
But there’s panic on the streets of Carlisle, Dublin Dundee Humberside, I wonder to myself.
Burn down the Tesco, hang the blessed BJ, because the advice that they constantly say, it does nothing to me to save my life, hang the blessed BJ, becuase the advice that they constantly say.
On the Leeds side streets that you slip down, provincial towns that you jog round, hand the BJ hang the BJ hang the BJ.

I’m not advocating hanging BJ really btw.

Can you tell I like The Smiths? Come on then, lets have em?

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PolkadotsAndMoonbeams · 14/03/2020 13:57

Where did you you get that mask,
Where did you get the gel?
Tell me for my shops are bare,
No pasta shapes as well!
I would like to have one,
Then I could do my task,
Of searching for more toilet roll;
Where did you get that mask?

PolkadotsAndMoonbeams · 14/03/2020 13:59

(To the tune of "Where did you get that hat?")

Whatisthisfuckery · 14/03/2020 14:02

Love it.

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Whatisthisfuckery · 14/03/2020 14:09

A dry rasping cough fell like a net
I've gotta self isolate in my flat
I need you to soothe my head
Lower my temperature and stay in bed

Doctor Doctor, gimme the news I got a
Bad case of Corona flu
No pill's gonna cure my ill I've got a
Bad case of Corona flu

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PolkadotsAndMoonbeams · 14/03/2020 14:42

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do
Do you have corona virus,
or is it merely flu?
You say you're in isolation,
As illness sweeps the nation,
I have a cough,
I can't shake off.
So perhaps I should join you too!

DioneTheDiabolist · 14/03/2020 14:44

Brilliant idea for a thread OP.Grin

Rhubarbpeony · 14/03/2020 14:44

Polka dots that is inspired Grin

Bogoffrain · 14/03/2020 14:45

My Sharona - is now My Corona

WouldShouldCould · 14/03/2020 15:05

What shall we do with Corona virus?
What shall we do with Corona Virus?
What shall we do with Corona virus?
If you live in the ukkkkkkk? (Chorus)

Trust that the rules are different heeere,
Still go to schools and stand too near
To the coughing kids who have no fear
Coz their told it won't affect them.

Chorus

Let 80% get it and fuck the ill,
Keep the economy going still,
Private Healthcare will keep me wellll
So says Boris Johnson

Chorus

Sing happy birthday and wash our hands,
Say goodbye to gramps and gran,
Because eugenics is our plan
So says Boris Johnson

WouldShouldCould · 14/03/2020 15:19

Spiraling social care
Covid might just be the answer there
Let the old breathe infected air
So says Boris Johnson

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