okay shhhhh PLEASE don't tell anyone but I knew I had reached a new level of insanity with this TTC malarky when...
a) I sneezed a small hard white thing and because I was waiting for ov- the thought honestly crossed my mind- Have I just ovulated out of my nose!? (I have a biology degree!)
b) I debated using my slendertone in an evil frankenstein way to spark life into my womb! (I haven't tried this and erm the biology degree also says its probably not going to work!)
c) Yesterday I couldn't help it I had to do a test- despite it being too early- it wasn't even FMU so I debated about how to concentrate my wee- the thought did cross my mind to boil all the water off and concentrate my wee down. I DIDN'T!
But again - seriously I am not normal- floods of tears in comparision (I get them too) are entirely sane!