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You know you have gone too far with the TTC/FTC INSANITY when....

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Thandeka · 04/03/2009 18:40

You BITE your partners tongue off!

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/7923986.stm

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HeadFairy · 04/03/2009 18:44

Silly cow might want to give up the 2 bottles of vodka a night if she wants to get pg!

yellowflowers · 04/03/2009 18:50

haha - I am going to show it to dh to show him how normal I am!

yellowflowers · 04/03/2009 18:50

by which I don't mean I bite off tongues and this is validating me, but in comparison to her my floods of tears are normal...

Thandeka · 04/03/2009 18:59

okay shhhhh PLEASE don't tell anyone but I knew I had reached a new level of insanity with this TTC malarky when...

a) I sneezed a small hard white thing and because I was waiting for ov- the thought honestly crossed my mind- Have I just ovulated out of my nose!? (I have a biology degree!)

b) I debated using my slendertone in an evil frankenstein way to spark life into my womb! (I haven't tried this and erm the biology degree also says its probably not going to work!)

c) Yesterday I couldn't help it I had to do a test- despite it being too early- it wasn't even FMU so I debated about how to concentrate my wee- the thought did cross my mind to boil all the water off and concentrate my wee down. I DIDN'T!

But again - seriously I am not normal- floods of tears in comparision (I get them too) are entirely sane!

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HeadFairy · 04/03/2009 19:03

Blimey thandeka... you need to come and join us on the ignoring our cycle thread

PMSL at oving through your nose!

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