ok, i am officially desperate for a baby.

[deanychip]

want one, need one next year, i really do.

i can give you one!

ahh mate, that would be lovely,
can i just check with you the following points:

1. it has to sleep 9 hours per night
2. never sceams its tree off...EVER
3. eats everything without colic, vomitting etc

I have 4 like that

currently aged

12
6
5
3

all girls, fancy one of them? Not even nappies to change anymore, rarely ill, full vaccinated & socialised?

hmm, agree that the older type are rarely smelly from bowels or otherwise, however they do talk...allot dont they?
age 3 is cute, 5 funny, 6 great company and 12 standing on the precipiss of teanagedom...not good that.

hmm, decisions decisions..

ok, i will go for the 3 year old.

pleasure doing buisiness with you sleigh girl

absolutely a deal, she is the naughtiest most spirited of the 4 but wonderfully destructive cheeky and at least sleeps for 12 hours per night.

oh and by the way i am a lovely mummy who loves kids, im very good at it BUT just cant get my self another little one, thats why i am in the market so to speak.
she sounds challenging gorgeous!

When I can I drop her around? You may need to borrow an older one for a couple of weeks whilst you learn to interpret her speech btw, I would of course run for the hills never to return come back and collect the older one

anytime!
I am ready now.
interpreter is a good idea btw.
any special needs?

just the speech delay (I hope), my bf lives in Lancaster so I can drop them off next time I'm up there?

Lancaster is just round the corner...perfect.

LOL meant food special needs not disability special needs but i can deal with speach delay no probs.

I did think you were being a bit sensible picky, hmmm she's not bad actually, 2 of the older ones won't eat baked beans, pulses etc which is a pain. She's a bit of a pain getting around to eating her breakfast.

ahh my 5 year old is a bugger for brecky as well. i end up shoving spoonfulls of brecky in while reading a book to him while he isnt noticing to get it in him!
I have lots of canny tricks to get brecky in him.. tis fun!

Is he your youngest? Is everything so infertile you could consider the harrowing process of adopting a pre-schooler? You would have a lot to offer, older siblings, experience etc?