I keep getting the giggles about all the comedic mishaps that befall us while TTC.
for example:
Waking up at 4am thinking it was 7am and taking my temp- thus waking DH with the annoying beeps- then going to loo realising it is in fact 4am and realising I need to save my wee for the persona test as it was technically first morning wee. Found a plastic cup weed in it and stored it under the loo and went back to sleep. Very grumpy DH gets up at 7am before me and nearly kicks my pot of wee over- he was so not impressed!
Also using pre-seed applicators which have a long thing nozzle but usually find there is too much in one so only used half and chucked the half on my bedside table during BD-ing- forgot about it- next morning very nearly stuck it in my mouth thinking it was my thermometer!
Another pre-seed story was the horrendous squelch as inserted (Putting DH) right off then as I was trying to see if I had got it all in managed to squirt rest all over me.
Listening to a pre-conception hypnosis cd and crying with laughter at the womans thick northern accent waxing lyrical about a beeyooteeful bearbee and velvet womb lining.
Considering using my mooncup for helping keep sperm in for if we BD in the morning- so sterilised it in microwave- forgot about it- poor squeamish DH found it- again not impressed!
Oh and last night starting to get jiggy and somehow stuck my thumb hard into DH's eye- proceedings had to stop for a while while we both cried with laughter and then checked he wasnt blind!)
(Bless him my DH puts up with a lot!)
Please post all your daft stories here- some of us could do with some lighthearted relief about TTC methinks.