50 shades of TTC (June bus part 2)

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Let's all intro ourselves again...so people can use the top of the thread as a quick reference to where we are at and maybe find some cycle buddies - everyone welcome to join the madhouse of the June 2020 bus x

Wow awesome work @SmileyT it was me trying to get everyone into an order earlier but totally not like that SCHMAZING WORK girl!

I’m like @Bear127 on day of 🤡😃joker flashing smiley clear blue face & a barely there other line on ICs. @Bear127 I use femometer to track & also their sticks though I’m definitely going to get easy@home ones next time

So femometer currently says AF for me at 10th June, but that’s based on nothing as it’s my first proper cycle since MMC so I just keep telling it “no ovulation”

So basically ignore me, I will be the weird one sat chattering in the corner of the bus looking psycho that no one wants to sit next to.

HOWEVER. I was watching working moms earlier & that daily mash is right, there was some AWESOME sex & masterbation scenes that got me really horny but then for the rest of the afternoon I realised my pelvic region is kinda sore & my nipples are really tender even prior to the sexy thoughts? Is this a thing?

@Ltay2 @notyetamumbuttrying I've also screenshotted 😂 we could do with another list with peoples ages and where they're roughly from because I swear I've asked the same people at least twice now 😂

@SmileyT my AF is due anywhere between 6-10th so il probs test around the 4tj maybe

Shall I start @lucyrp
34
London
Ttc #1 for 9 months now and going slightly cray 😜
In fw with a farting husband so can't dtd tonight, great! 🤪

I've added everyone in that's updated me below, tbh I started with dates of testing and then some I just had AF due dates and then obvs everyone that hasn't ovulated it's a bit of guesswork but it's a guide - and yes I know
I'm a massive geek 🤓

@lucyrp I actually tried to add in more deets like; @lucyrp 22yo - due 6th June - Wales - TTC #2 but it was hella looong and messy!!

@SmileyT totally a geek but totally fine love a bit of juicy facts🤓🤓 ohhh okay thag makes sense it would be very long 😂

Omg I just ran out of the bathroom and made OH come upstairs because I was checking my CP and pulled out this massive load of EWCM I've never noticed it before and actually made him watch me stretch it 😂 I've been absolutely smashing the grapefruit juice and it looks like it's working - hoping this is a good sign fertile week is definitely here 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

Grapefruit juice you say 👀@SmileyT
*adds to basket 😂

@SmileyT if my Flo app is anything to go by I’m due AF on 11th June but I haven’t a scooby if it’s actually due then or not, so feel free to add me to the list for then and I’ll update if it doesn’t work out 🙃

Currently got a mild dull ache, could this be ovulation at long last?! CD23 🙏🏻

@SmileyT how do you even get it out of your vagina ?😂😂 nothing ever comes out on my fingers and definitely not enough to put between two fingers 😂it's either very wet or dry 😂

@Vil10 I have wondered this, and actually googled it this morning as my CM is crazy just now, but I'm only 4DPO so I think my brain and body is just playing tricks on me.

Love the list, definitely screenshotting it for reference lol. I get very lost on this thread after a day off it!

My cycle is due to end on 5th June but according to my apps I can test from this Friday 🙄🤔 doubtful.

Yay for the ewcm @SmileyT I’m so annoyed I actually forgot it on my shopping for this evening I’m gutted

@Bear127 I have mild ache & sore nipples too 🤔I’ve consulted dr google & I’ve now decided I’m either about to ovulate or maybe I’m actually past the middle Of my cycle having not ovulated at all & AF due next week 🤣in line with “normal cycles” so I’ve kinda made my peace with it that I’m just going to see

@SmileyT yes that's the ewcm I had last cycle and I was gobsmacked at how recognisable was and it couldn't possibly be anything but! That's why I don't think you can confuse it with sperm?

I'm glad you mentioned the boujee classes cause oh and I are probably saving £250/month on gym and hot yoga classes 🙊. We do the latter together and miss it like crazy whilst being on lockdown! Best get used to it though cause we won't be able to indulge like that once we conceive...

BTW if I ovulate on time I'll be testing on the 9th of June. Amazing list you've compiled, thank you xx

@Smiley definitely is your fertile CM! It's just lovely, isn't it lol.

@SmileyT I heard this about grapefruit juice!! But I was already in my fertile week when I heard it, if I don’t get my BFP this cycle I’ll definitely be having it next! How much do you drink and when do you start drinking it in your cycle??

Thanks for the list @SmileyT so useful I'm always scrolling back to the start to remind myself of where everyone is up to! 😂😂

Hahah same! Adds grapefruit juice to basket for next month!

@lucyrp mine is the same! Either v dry or just watery but never really stretchy! We need to smash some grapefruits! 😂 I've been using preeseed as a stand in for the first time this month because my CM is so rubbish! Xx

@vil10 evening primrose oil is meant to do the same but you just need to stop taking it after ovulation

@smileyt thank you for the effort of making us a dates calendar! I've screenshotted now and kept

I’m due af 31st May apparently according to ovia- soooo IM TESTING TOMORROW

I felt a bit sick this morning, and quite bloated over the last week or so, got up to pee again in the night and thought I may as well test rather than drive myself mad!!
Got a FRER in the draw ready for FMU (acronym bitch 😂)

Eek good luck @TheGirlWhoLived!!

It’s very stupid and will almost certainly set me up for disappointment but whoever does normal things eh

@Thegirlwholived ahhhh! Very excited for the testing to start. Fingers crossed for you!
@SmileyT did I miss the updated list? Sorry I just downloaded the app instead of using the brower version and I'm confusing myself 🤣🙈

I started drinking Grapefruit juice during my period, maybe day 2 have only had about 1.5L over the last week so a small glass a day (I dilute it in water and have been seriously upping water aswell to help) but honestly last couple of months I've been checking it's either been watery before ovulation/ lotiony after ovulation or dry so I'm chuffed. I've also heard that evening primrose oil does the same thing, but trying to avoid adding anymore pills to my already unnecessary stash 😂

Really hoping this is just the start of FW and ovulation is still set for Friday because OH is eating a burger and chips downstairs and I honestly can't be arsed to wait to have sex - I'm all good at the weekend but after a busy day I just want to sleep 🙈

Bed time for me but updated list;

@thegirlwholived - May 27th 🤞 @Skip86 - June 1st
@RiverRoo - June 1st
@Runnergirl1 - June 2nd
@slimshadycousin - June 2nd
@littleRa - June 3rd
@Amy00 - June 3rd
@lucyrp - June 4th
@ltay - June 4th
@katecolx - June 4th
@katao - June 4th
@onnaturescourse - June 5th
@blodyn91 - June 6th
@vil10 - June 6th
@krk05 - June 7th
@ttcgee - June 8th
@cocoblue22 - June 9th
@watermelonwizard - June 9th
@juno231 - June 9th
@minster2012 - June 10th
@33carr - June 10th
@notyetamumbuttrying - June 11th
@smileyT - June 11th
@bear127 - June 11th
@unluckyducky - June 11th
@sarahttc2020 - June 11th
@noble89 - June 12th
@Mococo1 - June 13th
@Franklydear - June 15th
@jodi3 - June 15th

@TheGirlWhoLived ooooo good luck, fingers crossed for you!

Amazing @SmileyT 👏👏👏